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Demon PC Introducing corrupt Sydney and farmwhore Alex with the demon transformation to each other, Sydney was PC’s first person they got to drag into corruption but is not yet as corrupt as Alex, PC showing Sydney just how far they plan to drag him into sin using Alex as an example the farmhand ruined, hungry for sex from anything beasts, human, or otherwise, walking around the farm nude given in completely to his base desires a complete whore, and PC tells Sydney candidly they plan to ruin him just like Alex even now seducing him to try and make him fuck both them and Alex already pushing him into further promiscuity.

Tempting Sydney also to try and into more deviant things showing them how Alex and you scream around a centaurs cock or how you roughly drill into a dog girl or boy’s body, but taking it slow for Sydney as to not spook them maybe just a handjob for a dog boy when he gets honry, after all, it would be cruel of Sydney to deny such a cute pup release, moving then to Sydney drinking the milk from a cowgirl's breasts, advancing to massaging a centaurs cock, knowing it's only a matter of time until Sydney falls completely stretched out around a stallion while giving cunnilingus to another centaur eyes hazy with pleasure drunk on it and when in town getting knotted by mutts.

Tempting him into more exhibitionist behavior encouraging him to walk around naked on the farm after all there's nobody to judge them here nobody can tell on them, and the sun feels great on your skin cooled by the morning breeze

Hhhhhhhh

Nice nice nice nice

Ya gotta wait a while to take Sydney out there, gotta make sure they're well and truly corrupted. Maybe even wait long enough that they're mumble complaints about their scalp itching, teeth aching. And they you can show them just how much further they can fall.

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💟💟 PG MM Anon(II) 💟💟 Interpretation Collection -12

74. July 29

Kids I want to let you know this riddle is not as funny as some of the other ones because a subject matter is just so serious💜😊PG😊💜

MM Anon

MM ANON …… colourful Cam !!…………… Fast Far-raar-ri blast. …………” let your daughter breathe “…………… A niece wedding …………… Inappropriate funds??………… Bush tragedy ……………… inappropriately shamed royal ………… a pricey disinfect ………… “ you’re a spot on gun Man Sydney!!”………… “ a privilege sir” ……… “ how’s the shoulder?” ……… “ I’ll recover sir “……… “ it’s stopped bleeding “ ……… “ just a flesh wound sir “ ……… “ next week Sydney? ……… “ I hear the Gillie comes highly recommend sir”……… “Ahh, spiffing!! “

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💜💜💜💜😂😂🤣🤣🤣Thank you MM Anon🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜💜💜. Just so you know I put the laughing faces in there because of the the vignettes with the Prince Philip and Sydney are just hilarious!

July 29/2020

Prince Charles and Lady Diana Spencer wed this day in 1981 at St. Paul’s Cathedral. I was like 13 or 14 or so and remember it like yesterday!!

Riddle #74

colourful Cam !!……………

OK I looked and looked and looked and I’m looking at this and I could colourful is self-explanatory cam I’m pretty sure means Cambridge and two!‘s so that usually means to people who stuck stuck nothing I can find fits this. I’m gonna leave it for now and come back.

I don’t think MM Anon is meaning colourful in the term of red white blue green purple orange etc. . I think she means colourful as in telling a funny story you know that is all that’s a colourful story and funny all that kind of thing.Prince William revealed how he made his bodyguard pose as a sniper to scare off a rival football player when he was a schoolboy because ‘everyone wanted to break my legs’.

The Duke of Cambridge, then Prince William, asked his a RPO, to shine a laser’s red dot at the boy pretending to be a sniper. He told this colourful story revelation on an episode of the BBC Radio Five Live’s That Peter Crouch Podcast. The future king’s candid comments came as he shared embarrassing stories over a pint. During the chat at Kensington Palace, they had a curry delivered. I think I wanna find this podcast because I think it probably was absolutely hilarious. Imagine a young boy sneaking over that ha ha Ha ha ha that’s awesome! Good on you William good on you!

Fast Far-raar-ri blast. …………”

We’re talking about a Ferrari hear the Italian car. This kids is again another example of how frightening fake things can be seen as real we see it on Instagram we see CGI and almost every movie that people actors don’t even have to act anymore it’s it’s all fake everything is fake now. Except us we are all real! There is a video that fooled and tricked aka lied to millions. The viral footage of a Ferrari driver ‘escaping from police by driving underneath a truck’ was fake says its creator. He revealed how he did it. The Original video was posted online last Friday and gained 3.1million views. It showed a Ferrari F430 escaping from police car by driving through gap between truck’s wheels. Graphics artist Dionisis Sakas demonstrated in new video how he made footage.He used CGI, a computer-generated image of a Ferrari, truck and police car over bus dashcam footage of road. DISGUSTING! Get a job, volunteer , do something useful in this world instead of spreading more lies like this, that’s sick!

“ let your daughter breathe “……………

This is a sugar is bringing race into it! Black Lives Matter!Both Eric Garner, several years ago in NYC and George Floyd were saying l can’t breathe l can’t breathe lcan’t breathe as a police officer had his knees on his neck! They are equating that incident with what’s going on here! That my friends is a level of mentality we are dealing with! The level of insanity that the sugars possess! I am convinced that when things happen in handcuffs involved charges are laid whatever is going to happen they will be having some sort of physical manifestation, they Well riots gather together range on Twitter for meetings throw stones who knows what it every British Embassy in the United States. I say that because she’s American and I do believe most of the sugars are although she has them all over the world. This is very very very serious verbiage! Wow I am shocked and I don’t get shocked easily wow wow is all I can say! Leave Madam alone! Duchess’s fans aka sugars, rage as dad Thomas Markle hits out ‘Let your daughter breathe’! Well we need a time that since Madame and I’ve been going crazy on her PR we knew it was just a matter time before daddy market would march into the rescue or not to the rescue this time this time is criticizing! I finally caught up on my sleep so let’s give me a minute here to backtrack the daily mail reported that this is now Wednesday morning Monday Monday they reported done he had been interviewed I think on good morning Britain or something there was an article about him anyways criticizing the book and attack criticizing that they were attacking the royal family etc. etc. etc. etc. Madam’s fans/ SUGARS took to Twitter to shield the Madam, from her father’s latest attack. Her estranged father, who lives in Rosarito, Mexico, spoke to the press in the wake of new revelations about the dramatic events leading up to the gathering of unhappy people in May 2018. My my my my my what are those sugars gonna do when it hits the fan and things are really come out and charge to start to come then I’ll my goodness. All these young women what are they gonna do join antifa and form their own gang and try and destroy British Embassy is around the United States or wherever they all live I would imagine most of them live in the United States because she’s American but she probably has sugar is all over the world oh it’s going to be an interesting interesting interesting slideshow to continue to watch that slideshow side show not slide shows sideshow there you go where are you got a good job software good job good job software! Oh you’re typing your compliment twice well good for you you’ve been working hard I’m putting you to the test yes I am talking to my iPad because I think it’s a little sensitive because if I get if it doesn’t like what I’m saying it’ll beep and stop working so I’m whispering as quietly hopefully it doesn’t hear me because I don’t want to hurt it’s sensitive feelings!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

A niece wedding ……………

How marvellous oh the three Spencer girls oh they’re so beautiful remember them at William and Catherine’s wedding oh they’re so beautiful all. So lady Amelia and lady allies are twins but their paternal twins they don’t look like they’re not identical twins at all but they’re both gorgeous. And all three of these girls and their brother grew up in South Africa. And lady Amelia has been attending Cape Town University where she met her beau, Who she met at the University,Greg Mallet, an estate agent, who is equally well-connected and wealthy. They’ve been together for 10 years and he finally proposed and the picture I have seen are beautiful. She has gorgeous looks kind of like an oval but I think I I think it might be a circle diamond and looks to be surrounded by hail or smaller diamonds it looks beautiful but I’m hoping to see a really clear picture of it that’s why I have not really seen one. Congratulations to them. 🥂

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Some people crochet, some people knit,some people do scrapbooking, some people garden,some people take music lessons,there’s all kinds of hobbies in this world! However I have never heard of one quite like this and words fail me.😁DM slightly edited by moi😁 GM allegedly took photos of topless young girls as a ‘hobby’, shocking unearthed court documents reveal. The 58-year-old kept them in a photo album at pedophile JE’s Florida mansion, his former butler Juan Alessi claimed.A judge last week ordered the unsealing of documents related to M and E from a defamation case brought by victim VRG in 2015. The documents could include details about GM’s sex life and among the original files unsealed in 2018 was the eye witness account of Alessi. Alessi told VRG’s lawyers in a sworn deposition that GM had an album full of photos of young girls, including some who were topless. GM shared her alleged hobby for nude 'art’ with JE who had photos of naked girls and women - including GM- plastered all over his mansion.Alessi also claimed in his deposition that he discovered sex toys including,😮😮😮😮😮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮l edited, in the massage room of JE’s Palm Beach mansion. The then-maintenance man also claims he saw a 'shiny black costume’ in GM’s closet that he believed was used for sex. Was he the butler the maintenance man those are two diametrically opposed positions, I don’t understand. What was he doing in her closet if you do the maintenance man? People are all I feel like I need to be sprayed down disinfected maybe this is the price he disinfect clue disinfect oh gross!DM😁additions and slightly edited by moi.

funds??…………

The pressure grows on millionaire farmer Ben Goldsmith, as it emerges he benefited from £25,000 in EU subsidies last year! Ben Goldsmith, brother of environment minister Zac, claimed £25k in EU cash.The 39-year-old millionaire farmer is also a non-executive director of Defra.He has been accused of releasing red deer and wild boar on his land in Somerset.The release of such animals is contrary to current Defra rules and regulations. You know kids, it seems that at every level they’re playing the game! Money changing hands over fist, forget morals,forget ethics, forget everything and anything, just money money money money money makes me think of that song I think it’s by Dire Straits money money money oh!

There is also the bigger issue the money from the Sussex fund and all of that missing money allegedly that a certain Madam may have had now spent or had possession of. I’m not gonna go into that because I don’t think that’s the clue right now.

Bush tragedy ………………

I can hardly cope, l can’t imagine how her parents are managing and her family. I don’t know, I’ve been I prayed for this little girl since the day she went missing she would be found alive. Madeleine McCann investigators resume digging at German allotment patch owned by chief suspect Christian Brueckner as his apartment just three miles away is revealed. And if you look where they’re digging if you see the pictures there’s trees all around so at least in Canada we would call that the bush. Investigators have begun their second day of searching an allotment in Germany three miles from an apartment where suspect Christian Brueckner once lived. Up to 100 officers using small diggers and sniffer dogs continued to excavate the vegetable garden outside Hannover, where Brueckner lived after the three-year-old vanished in 2007.A tent has been erected on the plot concealing the exact nature of the search, and a wide cordon with wire netting has set been up around the allotment.Two small tents have been set up in a field opposite the main dig site, while a fleet of German police vehicles lined the side of the small country road while commuter traffic drove past.An apartment block in Hannover has been identified as Brueckner’s last known address in the city, and German media says he may have lived on the allotment itself - possibly in his trailer.Detectives have been bagging up pieces of evidence and yesterday discovered a cellar underneath a long-demolished gazebo as they scour for clues that could link Brueckner to Madeleine’s disappearance. If you’re so inclined please say a prayer for this family but they finally get some answers and that they find little Madeleine so they can bring her home.🥺🥺🥺🥺🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

inappropriately shamed royal …………

CARAS, some places I’ve read say it’s a Spanish magazine some have said Portuguese either way that’s the name of the magazine. CARAS comes under fire for calling Queen Maxima’s daughter and heir to the Dutch throne , Princess Amalia, 16, as 'plus-size’ on its front cover as critics claim it’s 'dangerous’ and 'disrespectful’! I have said to you kids before, this is the last thing that it’s OK to make fun of people who are overweight and I know personal experience!! It just, it it never ends ,whether iit’s in school whether to University, no matter how beautiful you are , a high functioning and intelligent and whatever, it’s it’s still OK to do mock overweight people!🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬And it goes to stop so far as to people getting hired for jobs or not etc. etc. etc. it’s all it’s so disgusting! She is a beautiful girl oh man what is it gonna do to her psyche she’s 16 oh 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻hell me!The trashy gossip magazine Caras has been slammed by Argentine media outlets. Princess Catharina-Amalia and Queen Maxima were chosen for mag’s July cover.The magazine described the teenage heir to the Dutch throne as 'plus-size’ woman! She is 16 she is a young lady she is not a woman! Subsequently I do believe they have issued an apology an apology but the damage is done the damage is done it’s an in with the damage is done there’s no undoing this absolutely know I’m doing this for her personally! My heart just aches for her she is so beautiful so beautiful oh my heart just aches for that girl oh my! Kids think back to when you were 16 so insecure and so you know trying to fit in and all that other garbage. Do you think high school the most important thing in the world. And she’s going to be the Queen she is going to be the Queen! Oh man my heart aches for her.☹️☹️☹️🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜💜💜💜 I am sending lots of love and prayers to Princess Amalia !

a pricey disinfect …………

The first thing that came into my mind when I read this with the money that her Majesty offered Madam to leave before The gathering of unhappy people. This is my gut and this is what I’m going to go with. This may not be the correct answer that you were looking for MM Anon but it is what I feel applies most importantly here. This fight has been in the works for years and years at the highest level on the planet, funded by the highest level on the planet. It has been a plot to take down 1000 year old monarchy and totally destroy the country that voted to exit the EU! Brexit would’ve brought about a whole bunch of changes and it will yet hopefully. And her Majesty the Queen is God’s representative on the throne she’s been holy ordained. She is the head of the church of England. I truly believe that there is a worldwide organization of people who serve the dark master. If one believes in God one has to believe in Satan there’s no one with the old the other there’s good and there’s bad. There are many many many who serve the Darkside in the evil of the ways. That is what we have been watching. I firmly believe the first line attack was through JE towards prince Andrew. Prince Andrew was naïve in in a sense of being a royal very much detachment from the ordinary person. There’s no way he could have ever imagined or fortold that anything like this would happen. I do not believe he has any interest in young girls. Does he have a healthy sexual appetite did he absolutely he was a young healthy fit handsome man yes of course, what was going to judge him for that? Do you honestly can’t believe that he and Sarah his wife could’ve raised to such sound wonderful young women as the princess Beatrice and princess Eugenie without being sound themselves? I believe this started in earnest at that point and they had no success. So they had to continue and plot to find a way in and there was Prince Harry, lost in an emotional wasteland trying to find some direction is life after leaving the military. That’s begin the process of finding a female willing to do the deeds, the first one they found changed her mind. But then as evil does, it finds its perfect mate and that was Madam and the whole collection of “family” that she has. A group of cons and grifters at their finest or worst however you look at it. She is a female who’s willing to do anything and everything and has done anything and everything! FOR MONEY! She is narcissistic to the point of pathology. Please I’ve read a few people say she has schizophrenia or is “schizophrenic”. I have worked with dozens and dozens of people with schizophrenia, they do not possess narcissistic traits. Most of them are shy and embarrassed of their symptoms and most of them are young men who who just develop it in their early teens are in their 20s. I am not saying that women don’t develop schizophrenia they certainly do. But the majority of people that I worked with have developed our young men that have developed it in their late teens and 20s often as a result of the use of marijuana a lot of marijuana. They use marijuana to quiet the voices in their head. And it does work for some of them they say it does help. People with schizophrenia do not behave like this they’re thinking is disorganized, they live in an alternate reality even though they can often quite communicate or are mute. They are not capable of being this way and this plot to this degree. I’m not saying they’re not capable, they can be employed and they’re wonderful people just like anybody else with diabetes or whatever. I truly wish that that Stigma and that those thoughts about schizophrenia would change. I really encourage you, if you if your care, if you care, just to do a little bit of reading even though Wikipedia reading of what schizophrenia is it’ll help you understand what millions of people struggle with on a daily basis. Back to Madam psychiatric diagnosis would be Axis ll narcissistic personality disorder or NPD. I do also believe she possesses some Axis lll issues as well, by this time referring to her variety of

hobbies be there a liquid or powder or any of the above. So we have gone through years now of the monarchy being dragged through this sea hags filth and worse yet our beloved prince Harry, through a young man’s foolish to date on a booty call, which I mean let’s face that millions of people do every day even famous people do every day. And the plans, she was, she was ready to the point where she was wearing Diana‘s favourite perfume. Olfactory memory is the strongest memory humans possess. It is so powerful it triggers so much emotion. So when he walked in and sat down at the table to have a drink with her and smelled her perfume just imagine the flood of endorphins and things that he may not even have been consciously aware of that were triggered and his brain just imagine just sit yourself down there and imagine. And then as things progressed you know the story. And the filth has permeated the planet, it has permeated race relations, it has permeated in the resulting or sugars it has permeated in the Black Lives Matter fascist group That is being well funded by the people that plotted, the backers. They have just been laying in wait waiting for the right moment. Do you think all these people just happen to gather together and had weapons and stuff just at the drop of a hat?How would they know to go where to go, what to do, where to meet? Cities are huge and yet they all seem to go on the in the exact same area. Do you think that’s a coincidence? Do you think that’s a coincidence that it’s happening all over the United States and all over the UK and all over the world in different places? Do you think that’s OK? Do you think that’s a coincidence? I myself do not believe in coincidences. Go back to your high school or university physics Newtons law of physics, every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Nothing happens by coincidence, everything we do whether it’s in thought act or deed that is put out into the universe it affects something somebody or somehow. This was all planned. Her Majesty the Queen was wise enough to know this, as well as British intelligence, to be monitoring all these things to let her know and the government know. She was wise enough to call Lord Geidt back into service. Thank God he was agreeable! He immediately, I am certain recognized the severity of what the situation was. They have planned and they have played the long game, all while keeping calm and carrying on and looking beautiful. And due to the scale the Crown never fails! And what we see now are the results of them playing the long game. Madam imploding upon herself due to her own behaviour and her own narcissism. I do believe we’re near the end I do believe any day now as I said yesterday imminently, we will receive some announcement of some sort. Her Majesty is safely ensconced at Balmoral for three months usually her usual 12 weeks. I’m sure more security than she’s ever had there before and there’s more security around all the royal family members that we’ve ever ever had before. We will never see that security. We will never notice them. They are that good. They could be the seventy year old lady on the street, still able to be just as dangerous as any criminal. We are coming to a close Madam,is all that done. And the backers?? I’m not sure where things are at, but London scoop said this will involve the world but mostly the UK the United States and Australia. The United States is on fire with these antifa riots. The democratic cities mayors and governors of certain states are refusing to take action I’m naming Oregon and Washington in particular I feel so sorry for those people who have businesses and who live in those areas that are being rioted night after night after night especially in Portland I’m thinking of Portland Oregon. There’s a presidential election in November this year. One would never know it usually all you see on the news are debates and candidates and all that. But we’re not seeing that we’re seeing coronavirus and riots. And what I’ve seen of the democratic nominee, and the party as a whole has

me very very concerned. He has yet, I don’t think he has had a press conference.? I am not aware and when I have seen is a gentleman who is quite elderly who oh, I don’t want to insult anybody who is democratic here,but who is buying into these far left wing fascist agenda who seems to at times doesn’t know what city he’s in. And there was a video that I saw he was standing with a few couples who were with their children and I don’t know what awards he was giving out, but he was massaging the shoulders and pulled her close to him tightly with his arm around her, little girl next to him and you could could Around her shoulders and you could see the look on her face that she was so uncomfortable and she tried to pull closer to her parents who were holding another child and he pulled her back in. I’m telling you I don’t know where that was taken but it was so, it was so hard for me to watch, oh you know something I said I pray for that little girl I pray for that child. I’m not saying he’s he’s a paedophile anything don’t get me wrong but I’m just talking about boundaries just boundaries. Anyhow say what you will about President Trump many people do regularly! I’m gonna get myself in trouble here but I do believeI do believe if he does not win the reelection I fear the collapse of the United States. I don’t know how they’re even going to be able to have an election in the midst of this coronavirus, how do you know how long the quested are to vote to take their long long long long. Oh kids this is the expensive disinfecting and we all are paying a price and continue to and will continue to.

“ you’re a spot on gun Man Sydney!!”………… “ a privilege sir” ……… “ how’s the shoulder?” ……… “ I’ll recover sir “……… “ it’s stopped bleeding “ ……… “ just a flesh wound sir “ ……… “ next week Sydney? ……… “ I hear the Gillie comes highly recommend sir”……… “Ahh, spiffing!! “

Well we return to the beautiful vista that is Balmoral castle and it’s I will be 15,000acres acres in beautiful at the Aberdeenshire. I spent my share of time not at Balmoral but in Aberdeen Aberdeen sure all the first the Firth of Forth!! Oh my it’s so beautiful I’ve taken so many pictures and hanging on my living room wall I have a black-and-white photo l took, I think it’s like 11 x 18 or something it’s so beautiful oh so beautiful the river there’s a bridge going over the river and the time I took the picture was an autumn so the leaves were all so gorgeous oh man it’s so beautiful. One of the first things that hit me the very first time I tasted tapwater in Scotland and I happen to be in her and I are just outside Aberdeen where I was staying with my friends and I have never had water that taste is so beautiful it was pure it was cold it was fresh it was free from chemicals no chlorine Teays know anything and there was no water filter on the top of their they did not have a reverse osmosis filter like everybody here has now it was so good oh and I just kept remarking on and everybody kept laughing at me how good the water was. Then we went out for lunch at all man I stupid Canadiana CanadianaWe are ordering lunch and came to my turn to order lunch should I order lunch and I want to more of that water and she looked at me and she said would you like flat or still and I I just like what what and I looked at my restaurant we want to find especially that I had came there to see and he was like she’ll have still ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. And then after I said what what is that and he says oh Blondie never mind ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha I’ll never forget that oh man that was so funny. anyhow back to Balmoral, sounds like the hunting trip had a bit of a Dick Cheney moment. If you don’t know who took Dick Cheney, he was an American politician and he accidentally shot another politician that he was hunting with a severe it was this it wasn’t severe but all man oh man. so himself is complementing Sydney on how well he is spotting him with the gun and making sure it’s ready and loaded and everything and just what a successful hunting day they had. And Sydney ever the dutiful a butler said yes he concurs it was just just smashing and then himself ask him how his shoulder is and he’s ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I can’t continue ha ha ha ha still funny way too funny ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.I shall continue I can come compose myself myself and continue. Himself ask Sydney how his shoulder is Sydney says it all recover all recover sir I am I shall recover, it stopped bleeding it stop bleeding and I shall recover in just a flesh room so just just a flesh room can you not hear the accent so can you hear the accent just a flesh wound sir! Capital , Sydney, Capital! Then planning for next weeks outing, Himself asks Sydney, are you ready for next weeks outing and he replies oh yes sir , I hear the Gilly comes high they recommended sir. Himself says sniffing smashing , wonderful , marvellous , looking forward to it and Sydney is just shivering in this boots. MM Anon, you have no idea how I can picture these things in my head and I was just all man’s took me forever to do because I was laughing so hard!

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿

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75. July 29

MM ANON………… Peter,Crouch with William ………… 🎼Son in Law🎼…………Facebook , Apple, google …………… 5 friends , Shhhhhh !!!……………… very upset islands………… MM is leaking 🤣🤣………… Refund , Shmeefund.…………Heath-row row!!……… “Why is ones arm in a sling Sydney ??…………… “ I slipped exiting the LR ma’am………” where was Philip ?………… “ sitting in the back ma’am”……” hello old thing, what’ho Sydney “ ……… good afternoon sir”……” Sydney had a hiatus Philip “……… “ O dear, looks sore Sydney “ ……” yes sir”…… “VERY!!”

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July 29/2020. Riddle#75

Peter,Crouch with William …………

Peter Crouch has a podcast on the BBC. Yesterday Prince William was on there with him and some other chaps I can’t remember their names. The purpose was Williams continuing goal to bring awareness to the issues regarding mental health. They had a good talk over a pint and they ordered some curry. The topic of mental health continues to be of importance however there were some very very funny stories that came out of the meeting. One was a prince William gave Catherine, remember they were not married yet they were still dating, he gave her a set of binoculars oh dear for a gift one time. The funniest story he told that when he was young and the other boys were picking on him and one especially wanted to break his legs and kept threatening to. William got the idea to get his RPO to take a laser and shine it on the guys forehead so there would be a red dot 🔴 on his forehead and William told him that there was a sniper if you did anything bad.🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂 Can you kids just imagine oh man I’ve laughed so hard about that and I’m still laughing I’m still laughing!

🎼Son in Law🎼…………

I thank the website beyondthejoke.co.uk for this information. It was very hard to find,very very hard but I am like Inspector gadget or the RCMP we always get our man and I always get some sort of answer for each clue. They’re not always right but they’re often funny if they’re wrong ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha by the way it’s on the way it’s a win-win situation right it’s a win-win plus it’s free! I should be charging you kids me and Eminem MM Anon and could make a fortune not Eminem no no no.A new video depicting Donald Trump performing a song in praise of his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, is today revealed as being the work of The Simpsons and Spinal Tap star Harry Shearer. Son in Law is the first track to be released from Shearer’s forthcoming album, The Many Moods of Donald Trump, a cycle of satirical songs inspired by the last four years of US politics and in particular the often mercurial behaviour of the current occupant of The White House.The video of the track uses ground-breaking motion-capture animation to portray the US President lionizing his senior advisor and husband of his daughter Ivanka. At one point it shows the spookily real Trump with his hand casually hovering over the nuclear button on his desk in The Oval Office, whilst extolling the virtues of his daughter’s curves.Harry Shearer says, “You can’t fire family, but you can sing about them.”Written by Shearer, the old-style New Orleans R&B song has The Simpsons star on vocals in an eerily accurate impersonation of the President of The United States. He is joined by a band of top New Orleans musicians who include David Torkanowsky of The Astral Project and Stanton Moore Trio on piano and organ, The Metres star George Porter, Jr. on bass, Raymond Weber of Dumpstaphunk on drums, leading saxophonist Brad Walker, Scott Frock of Delfeayo Marsalis’ Uptown Jazz Orchestra, on trumpet, and one of New Orleans’ top trombonists Jon Ramm. The track is mixed by long-time Harry Shearer musical collaborator C J Vanston at The Treehouse North Hollywood and produced by David Torkanowsky. It was recorded in New Orleans and Los Angeles. I will provide the link if you are so inclined to take a peek. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtptN8bfl3M

Some of you may find it offensive and some of you may get a good laugh out of it and a bit of both. I will leave it up to you to decide. I lasted about 30 seconds and that was enough for me. I’m not trying to influence you in anyway you you do you kids you do you as the kids say now!

Facebook , Apple, google ……………

The U.S. Congress is to grill Bezos, Cook, Zuckerberg, and Pichai: CEOs of Amazon, Google, Apple and Facebook whose firms are worth a combined $5.5trillion agree to appear TOGETHER before House antitrust panel!Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai will testify in late July. They will appear before House Judiciary Committee’s antitrust panel.FYI😁Antitrust refers to relating to legislation preventing or controlling trusts or other monopolies, with the intention of promoting competition in business.FYI😁The panel has been investigating tech firms’ alleged anti-competitive practices.Amazon, Facebook, Apple, and Google are accused of stifling competition. Bezos, the CEO of Amazon, was initially reluctant to testify before lawmakers.Lawmakers reportedly threatened Bezos, world’s richest man, with subpoena.Apple CEO Cook, was also hesitant, prompting lawmakers to consider subpoena.But they eventually relented on condition that all four CEOs appear jointly. Well isn’t that special! It’s like a meeting of the three heads of the biggest mafia families, sorry no insult meant to the mafia. Have you ever seen Mark Zuckerberg testify? Have you ever seen Star Trek the next generation? There’s a character on there his name is Data, he’s an android but he’s very human. Every time I see Mark Zuckerberg, I see Data, pardon the pun aka data🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂! Last time he testified there was no affect on his face and he gave, he must be related to Madam,because all he gave us a bunch of word salad nonsense that made no sense. It was far above the technical level of any of the people asking questions. This time I hope they have people who have done their research who actually know about these industries to actually ask the important questions!

5 friends , Shhhhhh !!!………………

Oh Madam’s legal team were in court today, ahead of court tomorrow. They put in a what’s it called….. It is not the deposition I mean use the word request until I can find the proper legal word. 😁FOUND IT😁Her legal team applied for an order to keep the identities of the 5 women confidential and not name them publicly. Funniest thing a member of her legal team said the last name of one of the women in court! Imagine that they’re wanting something kept quiet and the attorney cannot even keep quiet wowza, I wouldn’t want that attorney! The judge instructed that that name be removed from the record. Basically what they did is they want the court to keep schtüm and not publicly reveal the names of the “” five friends” who spoke to people magazine about Madam. Madam has denied having given permission or even having any for knowledge about this issue. Court will be interesting tomorrow I can hardly wait wait! Given her success and I’m using that very sarcastically, with the book that she allegedly had no part in, but everything came from her mouth, and should be very very very interesting and that’s putting it mildly!I just took a wee wander over to the daily mail and there’s a new article they’re saying that she has lost a part of the bed and she has to pay £67,000 in AND legal bills ha ha Ha ha ha I think that’s hilarious ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha that’s hilarious hilarious justice hitting her right where it hurts most money her pocketbook awesome!

very upset islands…..

You kids remember the show with Ricardo Montalban called fantasy Island. I remember Ricardo Montalban doing a car commercial and in his accent,he would say, this is made with fine Corinthian leather ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! He also played Kahn in the Star Trek movies, one Captain Kirk yelled Kahn re member that all you Star Trek friend Kahn!🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂OK OK I’m gonna do the riddle now pardon me for adding some humour in this!I’m going back in the 80s it’s on one of the cable channels I get I watch it every now and then is so cheesy it is just so beyond the pale of it’s hilarious and at that time we thought it was like the greatest thing I remember the love boat came on and then fantasy Island that was Saturday night TV love boat and then fantasy Island wow what a wild child hood I lived eh?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂. Ibiza, Mallorca and Canary Islands’ tourism chiefs have launched desperate bid to open ‘safe air corridors’ with the UK to save their summer seasons after the two-week quarantine was announced. Canary & Balearic Islands officials hoping to establish ‘safe air corridors’ with UK. This comes after the U.K. government ordered British tourists to self-isolate on returning from Spain.Spain has been taken off of the safe travel list after a spike in coronavirus cases.The decision was described as a ‘hammer blow’ by hotel bosses in Benidorm.Town mayor Toni Perez insisted he would still encourage holidaymakers to com.

From the BBC, I shall attempt to say this in my best old fashioned BBC British accent.😁 The UK’s biggest tour operator, Tui, has cancelled all mainland Spanish holidays until 9 August.The move comes after the government imposed a 14-day quarantine on people arriving in the UK from Spain.The firm said all those going to the Balearic and Canary Islands could still travel as planned from Monday.The airline industry has reacted with dismay to the decision to impose the quarantine, calling it a big blow.The Foreign and Commonwealth Office (FCO) is advising against all but essential travel to mainland Spain. Quarantine measures apply to those returning from mainland Spain, the Canary Islands and the Balearic Islands, such as Majorca and Ibiza.British Airways is still operating flights, but said the move was “throwing thousands of Britons’ travel plans into chaos”.Budget airline easyJet is also maintaining a full schedule, as is Jet2. That’s all from the BBC for now good night. You can always go to BBC.co.uk with other information!😁😁😁 how did I do did you hear my old fashioned British accent and NOT RECEIVED PRONUNCIATION☺️😁😁😁?Do you think I could work for the BBC in 1950? Can I go on Doctor Who and get him somehow to take me back in time so, but I wasn’t born then yet oh that’s a little spanner in the mix is it not,have to have a think on that.

MM is leaking 🤣🤣…………

MM is leaking. Are you OK MM Anon? Do you have drafty windows and a maybe a hole in the roof and the waters coming in? When it rains?Or maybe you’re just like Madam you just want somebody to ask you are you OK ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! After what you went through last week my goodness was it the week before you are more than OK my friend thank God! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you scroll way on back and you’ll you’ll read all about it!! OK I’ll get serious now this is regarding my least favourite person on the planet Madam, she’s leaking in every way possible she’s bleeding money she’s bleeding whatever was left of her public image and today she got an alarm and I love it she has to pay £67,000 in legal fees for the ANL ha ha ha ha ha ha oh ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha oh God has a funny sense of humour does He not, oh thank you Lord! Her legal team went to court in attempt to stifle the release of the name of the five women who went to people magazine, totally unknown ,unaware she was totally not involved didn’t give approval didn’t know it was gonna happen. Right then, remember the other day I said there was a bridge in the Sahara desert? Well it’s still for sale and anyone who believes that just come on over and I’ll give you a tour and I’ll give you a real good price on that Desert bridge! After all they’re making air bridges now so so what’s wrong with a desert bridge ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.The funniest thing and I said it before but the funniest thing about the whole thing is they’re just wanting to keep that confidential and one of her legal team mentioned the surname of one of the women would one question the competency of the members of her legal team? I think I might I’m not an attorney I’m not even a paralegal like like Madam was on like TV, and like like she thinks like, she’s a paralegal for real like, now and knows all about the UK laws and everything like totally! That was my doing my best California speak every other word is like like this OK like that OK well like that’s cool like like this for like a walk and we can like take the dog and we can like go for coffee and then we can go for like a movie and then we can like maybe rent a movie actually and then we can like go home and like make dinner and like and like and like and like that’s how they speak! Hope I’m not insulting anything maybe that’s just cliché but that’s what I seen on TV it is so annoying. It’s just like people who are constantly using foul language like on the regular,like not like when there’s a serious incident like it’s just it just blows my mind. There are so many words in the English dictionary there’s no need on the regular to be using foul language. I’m not saying I have never uttered some, you want some when I was still driving that when somebody cut me off or whatever I uttered my share but not on the regular never! OK back to the riddle now😁😁😁So the judge ordered that name to be stricken from the record! It’s going to be really really interesting to see what happens in court tomorrow I can hardly wait! I’m like a dog dog, Pavlov‘s dog just celebrating celebrating celebrating oh golly I have got to hand typed that SALIVATING!! If you don’t know about Pavlov‘s dogs just go to google please thank you.

Refund , Shmeefund.…………

What a non-summer it’s been eh? No fairs no carnivals, no music concerts outdoors, no outdoor team sports it’s just been a right off!The ones from the UK that would like you to go on holiday and have a lovely time were shocked to learn that all there’s a snap decision and when you return you have to for quarantine for 14 days! Those people who do have jobs will have to miss 14 days! How this coronavirus it’s just it it’s just it’s like the Friday the 13th movies’ Jason in the mask, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂I didn’t mean a pun by Jason in the mask ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha mask get it?? Bad puns l know but the best ones are the accidental ones like this one! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha sorry I’m laughing and when I’m laughing it types ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh I’m so sorry! But we need a wee bit of humour in this do we not! It just keeps coming and coming and coming and going and accelerating and spreading in affecting in and infecting it is unbelievable! Holidaymakers struggle to get refunds With holidaymakers still owed millions of pounds for cancelled holidays and flights, many will be reluctant to rebook if their trip is cancelled. Some major travel companies are still refusing to issue refunds as required by law, insisting customers rebook their trip or accept vouchers instead. We approached the UK’s 10 biggest package holiday providers and 10 largest airlines at the end of April, and found none were consistently meeting their legal requirements to refund consumers within the statutory timeframe. Companies including TUI, Love Holidays, Virgin Holidays and Ryanair are issuing credit notes for cancelled bookings in the first instance, even when customers have asked for cash refunds. Following months of pressure from Which?, the government has finally confirmed that credit notes issued for air-based packages have the same financial protection as the holidays they replace, so if a travel company collapses, customers will be refunded by the travel industry Atol scheme. However, vouchers issued for scheduled flights booked separately aren’t covered by the Atol scheme and have no financial protection. Clients still have a legal right to a cash refund instead of a credit note or voucher, if that’s their preference. Some customers have resorted to asking their debit or credit card provider to help get their money back, while those still paying deposit instalments on holidays for this summer are wondering what to do.So far the lockdown and stuff since February and March is not bad enough, they finally get a vacation or holiday whatever you want to call it and then they find out they have got to quarantine or they have it booked and the country is on the list of do not travel or the air bridge is closed which has been closing to many countries now they are tickets are invalid! Try getting your money from airlines who are weeping money at this point they are just weeping money it’s just leaking from every nook and cranny.

Heath-row row!!……… “

DM😁Revolt of the airline chiefs: Travel bosses urge Boris Johnson to drop blanket restrictions on whole countries amid row over quarantine.47 companies called on Johnson to introduce virus tests for arrivals to the UK. British Airways, Easy Jet and Jet2 have demanded a more 'nuanced’ policy. Signatories also include chief executives of Heathrow and Gatwick airports.Heathrow blames social-distancing 'chaos’ on holidaymakers arriving too EARLY as passengers complain of 'no staff managing massive queues’. Footage shows people close to one another at airport’s Terminal 2.The Passenger who filmed video questioned: 'Where are your staff managing this?' Other social media users have posted pictures of crowded scenes at Heathrow. Heathrow Airport said it is 'aware’ of passengers arriving several hours in advance of flights.British Airways pulls staff out of its £200million headquarters for six months - as just half of City bankers return to offices.BA joins the likes of Google, KPMG and RBS by keeping staff at home until 2021.Around 22,000 staff are on furlough, with 12,000 workers set for redundancy.Large companies are facing growing calls to bring employees back to the office. Travel chiefs want virus checks for UK arrivals and an end to blanket restrictions on whole countries… so how COULD Britain test its way out of travel trouble? Giving travellers coronavirus tests on arrival could curtail the quarantine period.Heathrow has said the airport could have testing sites ready ‘within weeks’.Scientists say testing people arriving in the UK can help curb the pandemic.DM😁 hey if they wrote it perfectly and I give them the credit I think that’s pretty darn fair right! Anybody who disagrees with me can you raise your hand please nobody raise their hand oh thanks kids I love you! 💜🙏🏻😊PG😊🙏🏻💜

“Why is ones arm in a sling Sydney ??…………… “ I slipped exiting the LR ma’am………” where was Philip ?………… “ sitting in the back ma’am”……” hello old thing, what’ho Sydney “ ……… good afternoon sir”……” Sydney had a hiatus Philip “……… “ O dear, looks sore Sydney “ ……” yes sir”…… “VERY!!”

Well we return to the placid Balmoral Castle in Beautiful Aberdeenshire! Oh every time I say that my heart skips a beat oh I had such special times there. Oh my my heart is so full of 🥰.If l could only tell your kids all of what my experiences there, but alas I cannot because you don’t share that online. Suffice it to say my heart is still there. Now back to our story kids commercials over,🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂Himself and Sydney have returned from a very successful hunt. Not hunch Hunt not hunch Hunt Hunt! Thank you thank you very much! Yes I am talking to my audio software it seems to work better and it’s a little bit sensitive. I’ve said before it doesn’t always want to write the word that I say. Sometimes when it gets really mad at me it beeps and it just shuts off and will not continue. So like I said yesterday sometimes I really have to whisper when I tell you guys things like that because I don’t want it to hear and I don’t want to see it’s feelings to get hurt.I don’t want it to get any more sensitive than it already is so, let’s all stay calm and hope and pray it will behave throughout this riddle!😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁😁 now back to our story!Her Majesty sees Sydney and she enquires,why is your arm in a sling Sydney? And he says oh my I just slipped slipped while I was getting out of the Lone Ranger a.k.a. the range rover. Naturally naturally she inquires where was Himself? And of course he’s been told your Majesty. ma’am,he was safely in the backseat! I think we all know the reason why himself is in the backseat or on the passenger side and not in the driver seat!And then in walks Himself,all proud, like a cock on a walk, as the old saying goes when the rooster struts across the farmyard and try to. impress all the hens or impress the prettiest hen. He would strut his stuff very confidently!Oh hello, saying he says his wife probably gives her a kiss or maybe a wave! Hello Sydney what ho? As if nothing had happened no no there was no no shots that went awry no injuries nothing like that nothing to see here folks nothing nothing at all! Her Majesty says to himself well Sydneys had a bit of a break hiatus. And Sydney greets him a good afternoon sir! Noticing his arm,oh that looks very sore.😆😆🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣 Sydney concurs that very very very veryVERY sore!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂Can you kids imagine what they’ve all gotten up to in the last word 50 or 60 years that he’s been his butler? Oh my goodness this is just too funny I just love this part of the riddle it’s just all I can just visualize it totally!

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿

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76. July 31

MM ANON …… Kate being scilly ……… ……… Borix nails down the caughin ………… roving explorer …………… phew! What a scorcher …………… Lions Arm-y…………… climate is a changing …………… ( get well mr, skippy 🌈) ……………beaches,stay away 😱😱………………Peer- pressure ‘ O brother!! …………… tick tick bite!! ……………”doctor, what’s growing on my arm.” …………… Williams conservs film

Friday July 31/20. Riddle #76

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July 31/2020 28 years ago this evening, l lost my mum☹️, seems like yesterday. I am so glad and thankful I have my Tumblr community and these riddles that challenge me and give me something to look forward to. I am ever so grateful and in all of your debt for you of all been so kind to me and will welcome me thank you💜🙏🏻😊🙏🏻PG💜🙏🏻😊🙏🏻💜

Kate being scilly ……… ………

Well the Cambridges are on holiday at the Isles of Scilly. I think it’s quite funny because a lot of people online are ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ha ha Ha ha ha thinking that is Sicily and that they went to Italy ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Why on earth would they take their family to Italy with Covid oh that’s hilarious LOL anyways. They were seen riding bikes and having just a nice family time.Isn’t it nice that they demonstrate without preaching they just live their life and somehow, somehow they always get it right. Local tourism at its finest and don’t tell me they didn’t have a marvellous time or that they aren’t having a marvellous time. The only thing I wish is that people hadn’t made it public if they could stay private but I guess I mean that is a lot to wish for.

Borix nails down the caughin …………

I believe he use the phrase putting the pedal on the brakes. Shocking lockdown arrangements orders whatever has been passed down. And a great many Muslims are going to celebrate Eid and now things are just thrown I’ll say it again like a spanner in the mix. A coffin for dead people is spelt the way it just appeared. Caughin Chaldean number 6 in numerology. But KOFN is the urban dictionary kind of describes exactly this. I will let you look up what that means and you can decide if you want to or not that’s up to you but I’m i’m not gonna put it here a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ! I am certain man is citizens feel exactly the way that that acronym the way that feels. Borix is a tool for editing. However I think it’s just a joking way of saying the name of the tool that is those of you know that’s flying from back in the day when you called somebody was being like a jerk, all that is a real tool! And so I think Borix is referring to Boris Johnson!

roving explorer ……………

Roving means roaming or wandering. not assigned or restricted to any particular location, area, topic, etc.: a roving editor. not assigned to any particular diplomatic post but having a special mission: a roving ambassador. Explorer means a person who explores an unfamiliar area; an adventurer.

I know William and Harry, when they were young, they were taken on holiday to the isles of Scilly. I’m not sure if Catherine has been there.I know that their children definitely haven’t been so this might apply to them as well.

I know that Beatrice and Edo have taken a car trip for their honeymoon there driving all around Frantz. Just you know touring around just like a regular old couple with you are young couple. I don’t know that’s what this is roving then it was the explorers.

phew! What a scorcher ……………

I read it was 31°C in the UK today. And in speaking with a friend the last couple days have been quite warm. But I watch the BBC weather and it says it supposed to cool down a little bit so that’s good but it is the middle of summer right so you want the nice!! The other major scorcher that I am thinking of is the unsealing of documents in the GM case currently before the judge in New York City. I made a PDF And it’s currently sitting in my iBooks waiting for me to read it. Which I will at some point I’m just not in the mood for that today but yeah I will read it. So lots of hot stuff all around lots and lots! If you’re out please remember to use sunscreen and drink a lot of fluid! And don’t forget your for babies they get hot with their fur, kids know that I don’t need to tell you that right right!

Lions Arm-y……………

A tourist had part of his arm ripped off by a lion as he slept in a tent alongside his wife during an exclusive African safari organised by a British travel firm. The snarling beast ripped part of Patrick Fourgeaud’s left arm off during the horrifying mauling in the Ruaha National Park, in Tanzania.His wife, Brigitte Fourgeaud, 63, said: ‘I will never forget that moment when I woke up to see the lion there.‘I thought we were both going to die. The attack will stay with me for the rest of my life.'🥺🥺🥺🥺😮😮😮😮😮😬DM. OK what the heck? This happened in 2015! Why is this news today in the daily mail? What on earth I did that short story? Stories stories stories? Thank you got it! I’m talking to the software, I have truly lost my marbles! A few marbles I did have left rolling around in my head talking to this software and then talking through the software and then talking to the software oh my stars and garters!! This article even has photos which I will not include! sometimes I think they just put things in there just for sensationalize ation you spell sensationalize ation that’s not how you spell it sensationalize ation know that’s not how you spell it let me do it let me do it stop shut off shut off, sensationalization! Hair that’s how you spell it no I didn’t say here I said there that’s how you spell it! Whooooo it is in a mood today kids oh my gosh it’s been like this all day and I hope it doesn’t hear me. I hope it doesn’t hear me because it is very difficult selling very difficult today not selling or selling may be difficult to get spelling spelling has been very difficult today for this software and you know it’s OK tomorrow will be a better day right ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂.Oh I’m trying to give your kids a laugh I hope it’s working!

climate is a changing ……………

I think we’ve all heard about climate change and experienced it hotter summers or for us here is much milder winters with more snow. Talking about with the weather here. I think that she’s talking about the climate in terms of the mill you of how people are relating to one another in the last six months. The COVID-19 lockdown has left a lot of people out of money and with very short fuse is temporary and as we all know the Black Lives Matter movement has been all over the place and antifa has been involved in the UK branch of black live matter is very much a fascist organization. Now with the cancellation of Eid at the last minute and some stupid comments made by some MP that I will repeat his name but he basically said that he believes that it was people in the BAME population who were the most non-compliant with the facemask and all the social distancing. If the pedal on the brakes for the PM was not enough those comments by that MP, Sitting on fire all with Kinley nicely laid out and another piece of the wood that you use that to get with a call to start a fire it’s like pouring fuel on there and then hucking a match in there. You bet the climate do the relationships amongst different people in the world different populations different cultures you that there is changing and they are changing fast and violently. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 let’s pray let us pray really hard that it does not get worse.

( get well mr, skippy 🌈) ……………

There have been so many prayers said for you Mr.🐼. I cannot tell you how pleased I am that you were home and that you are in normal sinus rhythm!! I want to thank you for sharing Skippy 🐼 with me and the whole world! That is a gift unlike any other! I wish you many many many many years of good health!💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻😊😊PG😊😊🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜

beaches,stay away 😱😱………………😁Me Shark attack in Maine!! It’s a chap on TV right now he’s talking about how they were trying to save certain fish and they changed some of the environment laws which now means a great rise in the Apex predator. And there is no bigger Apex predator except the killer whale then the great white shark! Oh my goodness! He’s saying don’t wear black and don’t go in range of their hunting territory ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha well I think their hunting territory is water so it’s pretty much stay the heck out of the water ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha how brilliant advice from a scientist! Wonder how many years he had to study to learn to stay out of the water when you see great white sharks wow that is brilliant I would’ve never thought of that!! Now we’re back to serious. 😁livescience.commA fatal great white shark attack occurred in Maine on Monday (July 27) was only the state’s second recorded shark attack ever. But white sharks have long been in the waters of the Gulf of Maine. The second was this Monday’s attack, with a far more tragic outcome. Julie Dimperio Holowach, 63, of New York City, was swimming with her daughter when she was attacked and killed. A tooth fragment left behind indicated that the attacker was a great white shark.It’s likely that the shark mistook Holowach, who was wearing a wetsuit, for a seal, said Bob Hueter, a senior scientist at Mote Marine Laboratory and also chief scientist for the marine research organization OCEARCH. Seals are common along the coastline of the Gulf of Maine, he told Live Science.😁

😁HURRICANE CENTRAL.Hurricane Warning Issued for Florida As Isaias Spins in the Bahamas; Weekend of Strong Winds, Heavy Rain For SE Coast. Hurricane Isaias (ees-ah-EE-ahs) is expected to strengthen as it tracks through the Bahamas into Saturday and then will move near Florida this weekend, before tracking up the East Coast as far north as New England next week.A hurricane warning has been issued for a portion of Florida’s East Coast, from Boca Raton to the Volusia/Brevard County Line.A hurricane watch has been expanded, now in effect for portions of Florida from north of the Volusia-Brevard County line to the Flagler/Volusia County Line, and for South Florida from Boca Raton to Hallendale County. A hurricane watch is typically issued 48 hours before the anticipated first occurrence of tropical-storm-force wind, conditions that make outside preparations difficult or dangerous. From Weather.com.😁Me now. I thought that was a very unique name for hurricane I’ve actually never heard that name before at all, Isaias! Oh I feel for people when it’s hurricane season. I’ve been so many bad ones and climate change is such a real thing such a real thing and we all know it. Pray for those people that are in the path of the storm. When I watched the weather earlier today, let me backtrack, when they forecast hurricanes or that’s not the right word but when they tell about a hurricane that there’s usually four or five models that they use to determine the track of the hurricane. The chap that was doing the weather, he said basically all the the the types of formulations that they use are basically all showing that same track that for the hurricane to go so that’s a really good thing there’s sometimes a really wide.😁Me

Peer- pressure ‘ O brother!! ……………

Well the PM handed out Peerages today.. His brother got one and a couple other chaps also. The article I read the title was cronyism at its finest I think. I am so happy that John Bercow has a Peerage! I really do I mean he served for years love him or hate him,he sure added a lot of colour to Parliament! I’m telling you I enjoyed watching him order!!order!! order!! all I can do I’ll hear that till my dying day! Sometimes I just go to YouTube to watch him! But I digress here is some information from the daily mail. 😁DM Cronyism row as Boris makes his own brother a peer alongside anti-Brexit ex-Tory chancellors Ken Clarke and Philip Hammond and Ian Botham - while Theresa May’s husband Philip gets a knighthood. Government publishes list of 36 new peers who will join the House of Lords.Boris Johnson is at the centre of a 'cronyism’ row after his brother was named. List is also headlined by England cricketing legend and Brexiteer Sir Ian Botham.Ruth Davidson, Philip Hammond Ken Clarke also set to join the upper chamber.Meanwhile, Theresa May’s husband Philip is set to be handed a knighthood. 😁End DM

tick tick bite!! ……………”

Oh I saw this in the paper today oh that tick in someone’s belly button gross! and then when I looked closer I realized it wasn’t belly button it was actually a hole in the skin was just absolutely terrible. OK here is I found it I found the article and here it is😁DM Two people in England are hospitalised after being diagnosed with rare infections spread by TICK bites.PHE confirmed case of babesiosis caused by parasite that infects red blood cells.Another patient has tick-borne encephalitis affecting the central nervous system.It’s the first UK-acquired babesiosis case and second of tick-borne encephalitis.😁End DM. So whether you’re in the UK or not chicks are no joke well chicks are no joke but if I said text I said chicks there we all text TICKS excellent! We finally got it kicks are no joke oh no it’s got kicks I think you all know we’re talking about ticks and the software is this software has been in a bad mood today. Anyways it is no joke! You need to remove them you could move remove them with a lit match or you can put alcohol around there or you can use tweezers to pull them but make sure you get the whole thing out of there. Check your clothes check everything and then give your scalp a feel to see if there’s anything in there if you’ve been out walking her out walking through the trees. If you have children you must do the same. If you have fur babies you absolutely must do the same. You must check them all the time give them a while you’re giving them cuddles just check for any ticks.Because you do not want to get Lyme disease or an infection. And if perhaps you miss it and you notice of a red mark kind of like a target about the size of a quarter and I don’t know in other countries if you have a quarter but you can look it up online you need to go to the doctor for antibiotics like pronto this and I am being serious here!

“doctor, what’s growing on my arm.” ……………

I almost posted this on my blog but I I was too embarrassed! But there’s a gentleman in the UK who had a bad infection in his perineum which is his personal area down to his anal area. He developed necrosis with his penis and it fell off. This is not a joke. But the doctors, after however many years of of him being deformed, have with his skin flaps on his arm they manage to fashion a sort of a penis. But for four years,this gentleman has had this appendage on his arm and at least the article I read there was no date of when that would be removed and then implanted In his genital area. Oh kids I don’t know, he said concealing it was a real challenge who can you imagine? Really but it’s amazing with medical science can do! I just hope sooner rather than later they can get that removed and put it where it belongs. They said in order for it to function in a sexual way he would need implants for that. But wow wow wow that’s quite the story and I almost put that on my blog but I didn’t.

Williams conservs film

Prince William to appear in new documentary about his conservation work. The Duke of Cambridge is expected to appear in a new documentary about his conversation work.

He has been filmed over two years for the ITV programme, which has been announced as part of the broadcaster’s new autumn schedule.Well if it’s anywhere near as good as the documentary they did for Princess Anne’s 70th birthday it will be amazing. I don’t know what that documentary or a picture of them is still on YouTube I saw them with you right away when it was posted so I would highly recommend that if you get a chance to see that I would highly recommend it! Now back to Prince William.In the documentary, he describes how his mission to give nature a voice has felt even more personal since he became a father. ITV has said about the documentary: “The Duke of Cambridge reveals that young people hold the key to a more positive future relationship with the environment, and that their determined drive to tackle climate change has made him an optimist. “He explains how his mission to give nature a voice has felt even more personal since he became a father and that he wants to leave behind a better world for future generations. Working together to protect the planet, he believes that local communities have the power to protect and repair the natural world on which we all depend.”William has attempted to tackle the illegal wildlife trade through his umbrella body United For Wildlife.For more than five years the organisation’s Transport Taskforce has been working to facilitate collaborations between the transport sector and law enforcement agencies to prevent wildlife trafficking. Information from standard.co.uk

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Riddle #77 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!!?

Archificial German tabloid……………

Well she did it! It may not have been a British or a main stream tabloid as in North American. But she did it! She proved that the paparazzi were really in the drones are the drones we’re paparazzi.! Photos were taken secretly of Archficial! Photos of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s baby in their private garden were published by a magazine a week before the couple sued the paparazzi, Newsweek has learned. Well the usual German gossip rag manage to print manage to print these photos.Bunte, a German mass-market celebrity gossip weekly, ran the photo of Meghan’s mother Doria Ragland pushing 14-month-old Archie Mountbatten-Windsor on a plastic toy car.His face is clearly visible under a beige hat in the image, which appeared on the cover of the July 16 edition.This is the photo or these are the photos that we have discredited here on the blog Here is being photo shopped. There’s all kinds a question about those pictures that part of her arm is receiving and the angle and the especially in one picture of the black line around the bottom of the little Philly cop that the child is wearing is evident on one picture but not on the other. I’m just speaking from memory I haven’t looked at those pictures right now. The surrounding text asks: “How powerful is her mother?”

Inside, a similar photo was accompanied by a caption describing how Archie and his grandmother were playing in front of Tyler Perry’s villa, where Meghan and Harry have been

staying. Do you know Tyler Perry has been getting a whole lot of publicity for free. However when you were dealing with Madame, there is nothing that comes for free. Whether it’s money, your reputation or your very soul nothing is free there’s always a price and it’s usually a high high price! I thought for sure this magazine was called Das Bünde. Either way just as an aside it’s rather quite funny come on ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. That’s what we used to call the cows cows that had a really colourful pattern, what causes always get names I mean that was a thing on the farm But not that I lived on the farm, but you know I knew about that….. Cows give better milk if they have a name. Goats respond to names to their very smart. Anyhow I just think it’s funny that magazine is called the same thing that causes to be called Bünte! In other words it’s very colourful flashy magazine! Or maybe it’s just drops a lot of cow patties terms of information ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha funny that’s funny? Can you believe it with all the emojis there is no cow emoji that’s just wrong moo moo ha ha ha ha ha! OK now the cows are going to start marching in the street saying cows lives matter ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha.

tic toc trumps Trump …………

Wow if this really happens there will be a revolt given the popularity of that platform wow!President Donald Trump said Friday night that he will ban the popular short-form video app TikTok from operating in the United States, rejecting a potential deal for Microsoft to buy the app from its Chinese-owned parent company. 😁Me.I think we must realize we are way past realizing the impact that China is having on all of us who live in a “free society“. And that’s just not all the cheap things we buy there when we go to the dollar store it’s a whole lot more than that. Huawei has been accused of using software or technological theft. As spoken many times of there that the owners daughter is being held here in Canada impressed in jail on a warrant from the United States. She’s working on fighting extradition. I would encourage anybody who has a Huawei phone to change it. There’s been all sorts of national security service concerns aboutSoftware service. You can read up for yourself about that but I would encourage you to educate yourself about that. There’s a reason why the president is standing firm in his stance against China. China owns most of Western Canada. They bought so much real estate in Vancouver at it it’s unbelievable. And we are just allowing this to happen. The horror that has and is happened in Hong Kong After the handover from the UK to China it was supposed to be one country two governments. It didn’t take but a year for them to renege on that and invade and they’ve they’ve abolish the constitution and arrested many people and so on and so on. End me.😁“As far as TikTok is concerned, we’re banning them from the United States,” Trump said to reporters while aboard Air Force One.Trump said he could use emergency economic powers or an executive order. It was not immediately clear what such an order would look like and what legal challenges it might face.”Well, I have that authority,” he said. Earlier on Friday, people working on the issue within the Trump administration expected the President to sign an order to force ByteDance, the Chinese company that owns the social media platform, to sell the US operations of TikTok, according to a person familiar with the matter. The move was aimed at resolving concerns by the policy makers, ( me😁and the rest of the free world!)that the foreign-owned TikTok may be a national security risk. I also think it’s an international security risk. (😁And who is who who are the ones that it’s most popular with young people. That’s the way to integrate into a society and start with the young.😁)The US government is conducting a national security review of TikTok and is preparing to make a policy recommendation to Trump, Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin told reporters this week at the White House.

arrested!! Conservatives shiver ……………

Senior Tory aka Consertaive, MP is arrested on suspicion of rape: Ex-minister is held in police custody after being accused of sex attacks on a Commons researcher in her twenties.A Tory MP was arrested last night on suspicion of raping a Commons researcher.The former Minister was being held in custody in an East London police station.His accuser, a woman in her 20s, was interviewed by Scotland Yard officer. Odd, in the whole article I’m reading, I can’t see the name of the MP. It is likely to increase pressure on Tory Chief Whip Mark Spencer, who failed to take action against the MP, who cannot be named for legal reasons, when he was told about the allegations a month ago. Why would you not have taken action? Why was he have sat idly by and done nothing? The former researcher, who cannot be identified, says she was assaulted four times between July 2019 and January this year, including claims of a rape necessitating hospital treatment. The Mail on Sunday was unable to contact the MP for his response to the allegations. As of last night, he had not been charged. More in the DM article if you want to read more about it. Do you know standing by and doing nothing when you possess such knowledge is almost a worse crime than the initial crime. He should be charged with oh what would it be, aiding and abetting? withholding of information? Withholding of criminal information? I think there’s a whole load of things he could’ve done and should’ve done! I hope he is fired! Post haste! Whether the MPis guilty or not that’s for the courts to decide but for him to sit idle on that information and do absolutely nothing that requires instant termination zero tolerance!

Wills they score …………Prince William reveals how he jumped on the sofa screaming with his children looking on in horror after Aston Villa were saved from relegation.Prince William watched Aston Villa being saved from Premier League relegation.He says his children had looked at him in horror as he was jumping off the sofa.The Duke said he wants clubs to ‘aspire to be much better’ around mental health. 😁Can you kids just imagine the scene Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha? they are all sitting and watching this on the TV and their father is all tense and they can see that. And then they’re saved from relegation and a huge like, you kids all know how men are when they get really excited and jumping and screaming and who knows what all else, he was doing carrying on so. Here is their usually calm, disciplined dad just going off the rails! He was having a Tom Cruise jumping on the sofas of the Oprah show! You kids remember that with Tom Cruise was crazy, well he still is,but when he went crazy in love with the oh Holmes oh what’s her name that girl that he ended up marrying and then having a child with. I forget her name, used to be on Dawsons creek, Katie was at Katie Holmes. Tom Cruise was jumping up and down on the sofa like a maniac and Oprah was interviewing him, it was just nuts. Anyway I am envisioning a scene kind a like that hilarious!!Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.

pubs or schools ……………DM: SAGE ( 😁Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies I added that in here because I always have to look up what does Sage meet again I always forget so I figured if I forget you guys do so I think it might help you if I put that in there😁)expert warns pubs could have to shut in trade-off to let schools reopen next month - as it’s revealed police have warned the ARMY might have to be called in to quell social unrest over local lock-downs.(😁does anyone else fear martial law? I am still coming in some of those cities in America where they’re rioting like Portland question! I don’t know what to quellsome of these antifa/BLM, I hate to use the word right again because they’re not riots they’re their attacks is what they are there their terrorist attacks!)Professor Graham Medley said watering holes (😁aka your local/pubs/bars/saloons, whatever you call it where you live) may need to close in order to get children back to classes.Boris Johnson yesterday warned coronavirus case numbers are ‘creeping up’ and he is ‘squeezing brake pedal’.He announced lockdown loosening planned for August 1 is being pushed back to August 15 'at the earliest’.That means reopening of casinos and bowling alleys is delayed while wedding receptions must also wait.PM also announced extension of face covering rules to include museums, galleries and places of worship. Professor Chris Whitty warned the UK has potentially reached a limit for how much of society can be opened up.This comes after partial lockdown reimposed on Greater Manchester and parts of Lancashire and West Yorkshire. Residents banned from meeting people they don’t live with in homes or gardens - but can still go to the pub.

Harry emojis only……………

And comes a time to add more insults to Prince Harry. Let’s drag him further through the mad shall we? Why not I’ve spent the last four 4 ½ years ripping him apart and every single possible way criticizing hurting every adjective under the sun so let’s just add some more.😁Prince Harry’s Dorky Texting Habits Were Revealed in a New Book.A new book has made some ‘stories’ about Prince Harry and Seahags time as senior royals, However Prince Harry still remains a senior royal, which is the article that I am greatly editing on does not acknowledge, including the report that Madam was reprimanded by palace officials over a necklace she wore early in their relationship. Beyond the insight into the Sussexes’ apparent frustrations over some of the media coverage over their relationship, however, the book also shares some interesting insight into Prince Harry’s supposed texting habits. Lies representatives truth in a in a down together thing with the cover in a bag with papers inside some cats on the colour book but I’m not calling it a book! allegedly allegedly allegedly,Prince Harry often sent Madam a perplexing emoji in the early days of their courtship.🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥”His messages were often short and full of emojis, in particular the ghost emoji, which he often used instead of a smiley face,“ write the authors. “For what reason? Nobody knows. But Madam found his texting etiquette funny and adorable, just like the Prince."🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥Oh yet another dig and reason to laugh at him oh she’s disgusting absolutely disgusting!Who knew Prince Harry was an emoji man? Well you certainly don’t because your book is full of lies as madam is! You have no idea what he does on social media!. You have no idea how he texts or his interactions with his family and friends via his mobile phone! It’s all lies lies lies lies!🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥As the ‘book’s’, Ike sorry but I cannot dignify this piece of garbage by calling it a book! Nor can I call them authors!authors say, “nobody knows” why he thought the ghost emoji was a substitute for a smiley, but luckily for him, Madam was clearly charmed.Charmed?? Are you kidding me charmed? She lowered him and it was all a big plan there was absolutely no no charm involved!

MMs big mistake …………

She has made many mistakes due to her arrogance and her narcissism! However the biggest mistake was thinking that she could write this book anonymously and then deny being involved with it. She was thinking she would get the big sob story, I didn’t and she would be famouser, that’s the way I think she would say it I’m like I want to be famouser🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣. The book would be a best seller, make a lot of money and everybody would switch over and feel sorry for her. Well the opposite happened even some of the sugars are turning against her which I find hilarious. Her reputation is worse than it ever has been. She’s lost one part of the court case where she’s had to pay £67,000 in legal fees. The mail on Sunday lawsuit, another huge mistake on her part. But this, this “book“ was the biggest mistake hands down. She just does not think beyond the moment she does not think long term. in fact sometimes I question if she thinks at all I think she just acts reactively. Back to newtons law of physics every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Now she’s trying to bring princess Charlotte into it in the papers or it’s just disgusting. The book hasn’t even been officially released yet ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha exclamation! Well OK I’ll leave exclamation in there that’s that’s OK! Oh my my my my my. Most definitely her ego got in the way is it so often does. She’s so narcissistic she was just so convinced that, you know,telling her story from her side of the fence so to speak everyone would just fold over and just bow down to how horrible she’s been treated by that mean Queen and that mean royal family aren’t they just awful to her and Catherine didn’t give her a ride to the store she had to walk on no, oh poor girl. Well when she hired a photographer to take pictures of her a few years ago walking up and down in big rubber boots in her wellies in up and down to Kensington Palace gate so she was trying to enter at the exit she was so dumb she didn’t even know that. She most certainly didn’t seem to remind you that walking!! I think she’s done all city walking on streets or street walking or maybe standing on streets maybe threecorners I don’t know?🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂Oh what a gong show her life is oh my. Oh just wait the MOS is not going to settle this lawsuit they are not going to back down. And whatever comes out of GM and her case ,oh this is just the very beginning kids. We can even just start shopping for popcorn now, go get the best gourmet popcorn you can find and whatever toppings you like. I like your pickle topping if somebody wants to pick some of that up for me. I love dill pickles oh I love the pickles all they’re so good oh if you ever had just a dill pickle sandwich oh kids oh and a nice fresh grain bun ha ha Ha that’s so good anyways I digress there on ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Ha ha ha ha sorry about the kids I did digress I do digress oh my anyways. Yeah she’s she’s just I don’t I can’t imagine what kind of state she’s in right now I just can’t imagine. There was a song or a record years ago called sympathy for the devil well I have no sympathy for the devil and I have no sympathy for her.. She’s a big girl she made all the decisions all of her own throughout her whole life and she’s got herself where she is because she chose to be there!

no room in the office …………… This reminds me of the Bible verse no room in the Inn at Bethlehem and all the songs that came out of that. So who’s not wanted in the office that they are not willing to make room for? Workers will need to BOOK their place on the office lift to stop overcrowding at work.Chief executive Marc Benioff warned this is a 'new type’ of working environment.Employees will also be required to book a slot in order to travel between floors.Company employs 2,000 staff in the UK, mostly at London’s Heron Tower.All I can find our articles about how people working from home during the lockdown will continue for many people and officers will be empty. And that they will have trouble filling the officers with workers because of that. And the domino effect if that’s going to have another industry is like the shops around there and the coffee shops etc. so no room in the office you stumped me here no room in the office. I can think of Madam them not wanting her anywhere near the offices when she was in London or the UK. I can think of Prince Harry not having room in her offices now. Then of course it’s always the office television show which is always good for a laugh. You have stumped me MM anon I said uncle,I say uncle, I have spent about an hour and a half researching that I cannot find anything you stumped me!

hands , face , pace ,????…………………Evening Express😁Boris Johnson urges people to remember ‘hands, face, space’ slogan. The Government’s Sage (Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies) committee discussed data on July 2 which suggested “a gradual decline in self-reported hand-washing frequency over the course of the epidemic” and said it is “worth revisiting behavioural interventions to increase uptake”. It comes after the Government was accused of creating confusion around new rules issued late on Thursday for parts of northern England.At a press conference on Friday, Mr Johnson said: “The only real utensil we have (in) controlling the spread of this new virus is human behaviour, and the only way we can encourage people to behave in one way or the other is through advice.”And so you’re totally right, we need to keep it as simple as we possibly can and that’s why, to sum it up in a nutshell, is: hands, face, space. “Wash your hands, cover your face in the settings that we had mentioned and keep your distance from other people where you don’t know them, you’re coming into contact with them for the first time, and of course get a test and self-isolate if you have symptoms.“I hope that was pretty… you know, that was pretty punchy I think – hands, face, space, and get a test.”I think everybody can more or less remember that.” I think there’s a lot of people pacing up and down right now just trying to cope with everything. And I’m sure there’s many in the government that are pacing trying to cope with the demands. A lot of sleepless nights for a lot of people and pacing up and down the hallway. 'Hands, face, space… knees and toes’: Boris Johnson unveils new government coronavirus slogan - but is accused of making it up as it’s compared to a children’s song.

Belgium 😱😱😱😱……………

Covid-19 infections in Belgium are 12 times higher than reported!

Almost 800,000 people in Belgium have been infected with the coronavirus SARS-CoV-2 since the start of the global pandemic – 12 times more than reported in official figures, according to a study carried out by the university of Antwerp.At the same time, another study reveals that health care personnel are 3.5 times more likely to become infected than the population as a whole. The study examined blood samples collected since the end of March and concluded that if the results are extrapolated to the entire population, 7% of people or a total of 782,000 have been infected.

“Our analysis may even be an underestimate,” said epidemiologist Professor Pierre Van Damme, who led the study with Dr Heidi Theeten.By comparison, the official figures produced by the health institute Sciensano count a total of 68,000 infections since the disease appeared. According to the study, the discrepancy shows the number of people who are carrying the virus without knowing it.”Clearly we are missing a lot of cases of infection,” Prof. Van Damme said. “We searched globally and randomly for antibodies in our research, but in Belgium’s infection hot-spots, the figures may exceed the 7% that we discovered.”In another study, published in The Lancet, (😁mewhich is a well regarded medical magazine or publication!)researchers examined information supplied by users of a smartphone app in the UK and the US, and concluded that health care professional were 3.4 times more likely to become infected than users in general.The incidence of infection among health care workers was 2,747 per 100,000, compared with 242 for the general population of users. However when the numbers are adjusted for factors such as access to tests, the researchers arrived at a figure for the professionals of 823.And in fact, the increased risk was even greater in ethnic minority, black and Asian users, regardless of their medical history. Among the general population, the increased likelihood was 2.5 times greater, while among minority healthcare workers the difference was 1.8 times greater. “Our results confirm the structural inequalities in the face of Covid-19,” the authors said. “Minority caregivers were more likely to work in riskier clinical environments, with suspected or confirmed Covid patients, and had less access to adequate protective equipment.”Alan Hope,The Brussels Times

GM dirty secrets …………… The Telegraph Epstein’s former housekeeper tells Helen Kirwan-Taylor gives a glimpse into the exclusive world of Manhattan elite circles😁I was in Ghislaine Maxwell’s little black book - and know the dark secrets of her New York life. I’ve been using that face to differentiate between the information I find online and me my comments. I hope that’s helpful. Also I should know that we share that I was not the one saying I was in a little Black book.😁

As a New Yorker who married a Brit, I learned how someone with the money could enter the elite circle of the Epstein-linked socialite. I must have received half a dozen excited phone calls. “I hear you’re on the list?!” they said, hardly able to contain their excitement. The list, as most people now know, is Jeffrey Epstein’s ‘little black book’, curated for him by socialite Ghislaine Maxwell and containing the names and addresses of who’s who in both London and New York. It first emerged in 2012 (when Epstein’s former housekeeper was arrested by the FBI while trying to to sell it) and was published on Gawker.com a few years later, along with the flight logs for his private jet, nicknamed the ‘Lolita…😁Well apparently that’s all the information that’s a telegraph will allow me to read and copy without paying. So c’est la vie!😁NY POST A trove of documents related to Ghislaine Maxwell’s sex life and her alleged crimes that were scheduled to be released Monday will be kept secret for the time being, an appeals court ruled Friday.The Second Circuit Court of appeals granted a stay filed by Maxwell’s attorneys, who have fought tooth-and-nail to keep the files that relate to her deposition in a now settled-defamation case from the public.The documents will be kept secret until at least Sept. 22, when the circuit will hear Maxwell’s appeal.The documents were ordered unsealed by Judge Loretta Preska last week, but she granted Maxwell’s attorneys a week to file an appeal to block their release.

On Thursday, a separate batch of documents in the case were released. They included graphic details about Maxwell’s alleged sex-obsessed life with pedophile Jeffrey Epstein before her arrest earlier this month.😁me now. Oh dearie me, I can only imagine what is in those files if they’re fighting tooth and nail. Actually you know something I probably can’t even imagine the whore of what’s in there but a whore ha ha actually I what l said was the horror, the horror that’s in there. I’m gonna leave that mistake in software typing there because that’s actually quite true about this woman. It’s just is so evil, it’s just so evil it’s and comes from such a dark dark dark source. This use of children and recruiting children is just beyond the pale. There’s a scripture verse that says,Suffer the little children to come unto me for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. And I do believe that sins against children, but the Bible says all sins they are the same in the sight of God what a sin is a sin is a sin. I firmly believe that sins against the innocent like children or people who have mental disorders or animals or anybody who’s vulnerable those those are worse,those those are worse. They are the worst of the worst!

SAS 😱😱😱………. ……

Secret court papers claim ‘rogue SAS Afghanistan execution squad’ carried out a series of night-time killings in Afghanistan. Documents in British court show concerning allegations about an SAS unit.Elite soldiers involved in killings of 33 people in night raids on Afghan homes.Circumstances of the incidents where captured Afghan men have attacked with grenades and AK47s ‘against impossible odds’ have been called suspicious.Evidence was withheld from earlier proceedings by the government. Extreme allegations that a 'rogue’ SAS unit carried out night missions in which they executed civilians in villages in Afghanistan have come to light in court documents.The trove of secret files was previously withheld from an ongoing High Court legal case by the government, causing a judge to demand an explanation from SecDef ie Secretary of Defense, Ben Wallace. The Communications from within high ranks of the special forces reveal a huge concern for the killings of over 33 Afghan people in 11 different night raids on homes by the same unit.This is absolutely terrible news. One wonders with all the circumstances where and who ordered this must’ve come up from very high high command for an order like this. They must’ve had suspicion is they were certain actors are that they were after. Funny how that word actor has changed from Hollywood used to using that word instead of terrorists or criminal or whatever they call calling them now a bad actor. I am referring to the person who does bad acts. I don’t know when that first came into common usage. But it’s been at least two years maybe even longer that even using that phrase. At least here in North America I am not sure how it is in the UK but definitely here that’s been the common use.

🎼a- Louis Louis ‘ O’no You gotta go 🎼

This is a song in 1955 by Richard Berry. But it was a huge hit in 1963 by the Kingsmen. This is a standard song or any social or dance whatever we are used to be I said that used to be ha ha Ha ha ha oh boy when I was young ha ha ha ha. Louis and the song is actually spelled LOUIE.. So it seems to be to me rather that this would be about Prince Louis.OK when someone says you gotta go that means you have to go see Mrs. Murphy, we used to say that at work when we have to go to the bathroom, I have to go check on Mrs. Murphy. well he might be about the age of potty training but I can’t imagine that that would be in the news. I know that they were on holiday. of interest,

Louie Louie (The Song) … The FBI was asked to investigate whether or not those involved with the song violated laws against the interstate transportation of obscene material. The limited investigation lasted from February to May 1964 and discovered no evidence of obscenity.

Let’s go back to Prince Louis. I wonder if this doesn’t refer to him starting nursery school or some sort of whatever it’s called there because I was doing some research and this is what I came up with. I wonder if that’s not what does this.What age is preschool in UK?Preschool (US and UK) from 2 to 5 years old- held in a Nursery School; readiness has to do with whether the child is developmentally appropriate, potty training is a big factor, so a child can start as early as 2 years old. All they’re all growing up so fast and they all Time goes so fast!

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78. Aug 2

The photo goes with the clue a bigger splash!

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MM ANON …… Victoriiahhhhhhh………. Over 50’ what!!!………………return to the office??…………Drop Shipping ……………… mixed messages 😱😱……………90 minute wonder………………Dragged away’ She’s dyingm!! …………A bigger splash……………… No suspension …a major incident …………… HMTQ ‘ no comment.

Aug 02/20

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August 2/2020. Riddle #78

Victoriiahhhhhhh……….

This reminds me of the movie, A Streetcar Named Desire. The character played by Marlon Brando, stands at the bottom of the stairs and yells Stella! Stella! This is not the usual spelling of Victoria it has two eyes and 7H’s. Victoria is a rule doesn’t have an H in it and it doesn’t have two eyes. Charlotte Tilbury named a lipstick after her, very Victoria, l have it. Her husband David has spent tens and tens of millions bailing out her “ fashion“ business. No the classy woman that she is, she’s trying a new venture. Victoria Beckham denies plans to ‘sell sex toys’ as she prepares to rival Gwyneth Paltrow’s $250m Goop empire with new lifestyle brand. Boy I was just waiting for a new business like this to come out. I was all that we’ve been dealing with and 2020 this is exactly what we need right sex toys yeah right give me a break! People out of work no money to buy sex toys this is disgusting!! A report had alleged the fashion mogul, 46, was looking to match the 47-year-old actress’ company in ‘every way’ and had trademarked the initials 'VB’ for her exciting venture.Hitting back at the reports, a source close to the business exclusively told MailOnline: 'This is absolutely not true! There are no plans to sell sex toys!' Even tell you the things that Gwyneth Paltrow is selling good gracious. You can research it for yourself if you want to know. On her new brand, a source told The Sun earlier this month: 'The Beckhams are huge in the States. Victoria’s products are likely to be lapped up and provide her with a lucrative leap into the international market.'Victoria already boasts a host of beauty products to her name, after launching an eponymous brand to complement her fashion label. On Thursday, it was reported that Victoria had to axe 20 staff at her loss-making fashion label to 'future-proof’ it after the pandemic - just months after reversing plans to furlough employees.

Over 50’ what!!!………………

Madam’s birthday is on 4 August. I do believe her true age is over 50! And someone has just found that out and they’re absolutely shocked! I wonder if some thing public will come tomorrow on her birthday to reveal her true age! Wouldn’t that be something , just the perfect birthday present!!ha ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha oh kids would that not be just the perfect wonderful birthday present FOR ALL OF US,with it oh my! 🎁 I was going to put 50 candles here but I’m not sure how many more than 50 it would take! maybe someone will hire an airplane and it will carry a banner behind it say happy 55th birthday 🎁 ��� 🎂 Madam!

return to the office??…………

Oh this is like the clue that drove me nuts yesterday in the riddle, that after 90 minutes researching, I never did solve, no room in the office. However, this is the big battle, are people going to stay working from home or are they going to return to the offices. As I said before office building sit empty and the lost revenue to power services through lights and electricity. The lost revenue to businesses in the area. Lost revenue to restaurants in the area. Lost revenue to mass transit. It’s a domino effect, it’s not just a matter of all,you know what will work from home and it’s safer and it’s cheaper and all that so it’s a whole huge cog wheel that turns. It is like a mobile, if you take off one piece, not a mobile phone kids, a mobile that hangs over babies beds. Got all these things hanging from it that are of interest to the baby. But they can be decorative too. It’s like taking off one piece of that it doesn’t hang properly it doesn’t move properly and it needs all the pieces in order to function properly. So the government is wanting people to go, ordering people to go back to work some are refusing and some companies are refusing to comply with that. They would rather have people working from home, there’s less sick time and it seemed to work fine. It’s funny, it seems like when when things don’t work like usual and then people kind of like it that way, the government just has a fit. I think back to the early 90s where the government was cutting nursing money. So what they did is they gave us every Friday off and where I was working at the time I had a Monday to Friday job which is very rare in nursing. And so we got a long weekend every weekend. It was, you know, the first feel like that’s like a loss of 20% of our income but then it got to be pretty nice. Your mental health was better, an extra day off, you have a long weekend and you could do stuff with friends and family. Then they started to realize people were liking this and they took that away but then we still have to lose a day but it couldn’t be so it would be of benefit to us. They were just plug it in anywhere in the middle of our schedule and we wouldn’t necessarily know until the day before. So that that’s how government operates in my experience.

Drop Shipping ……………… 📦

Drones will be used to deliver coronavirus tests and medical supplies to remote regions under plans that allow for safe 'air corridors’ to be set up for them to fly in.Operators are currently banned from flying drones outside their sight line.The Civil Aviation Authority will relax measures to ensure contactless deliveries.Drones will be used to deliver medical supplies and PPE to hospitals.In remote regions, this will speed up the transport of essential goods.

mixed messages 😱😱……………MM Anon Every riddle there is one clue that I just can’t solve , well at LEAST one but always one that sticks out exceptionally!!and it drives me Squirrley! Madam’s 'proud to be feminist’ biography statement and references to her charity work as a child are DELETED from the Royal Family’s website - and replaced with details of her move to US with Prince Harry. So if she will or isn’t she? Is she part of the family or isn’t she? These are mixed messages definitely! Her whole biography is removed! I’m not complaining but these are mixed messages is she or isn’t she is she or isn’t she?The Royal Family’s official website have deleted large chunks of The Duchess of Sussex’s biography, The Sun reports.The page, which details senior members of the royal family’s background and duties, no longer contains large parts of Madam’s history!References to women’s empowerment and her work in a soup kitchen from the age of 13-17 have been deleted! Second line of the 'About The Duchess of Sussex’ section now references her move to America with Prince Harry, 35, stating: 'As announced in January, The Duke and Duchess have stepped back as senior members of The Royal Family’!! She is slowly being erased bit by bit by bit by bit. It won’t be hard to Photoshop her out of Prince Louis’ christening photos, just she’s on the corner there and the other family picture taken outdoors, I forget what that occasion was, it won’t be hard at all to get her photo shopped out of there. Yes they are giving us mixed messages,but if we read the clues and we pay attention, there’s no mixed signal, they’re telling us exactly what’s happening without coming out and saying it.

90 minute wonder………………

MM Anon did you put this here to tease me because I spent 90 minutes 🕰🕰yesterday on that clue no room in the office and still couldn’t find a proper answer? Did you did you did you???😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

What a musician or singer has one to one song that successful in their career nothing else to call them a one hit wonder. This is a 90 minute wonder. This Has to be Madam for her performance in A Woman For All Treasons, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂instead of A Man For All Seasons! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 hey we have to laugh or we would go mad this is all such a terrible situation! ViacomCBS-backed U.K. broadcaster aired a 90-minute documentary on madam’s father. Thomas Markle.Madam and her husband???, is he still her husband?,Prince Harry sparked a global media frenzy with their decision not to continue as senior members of the British Royal Family. Buckingham Palace announced that the couple are to lose their royal titles of “His Royal Highness” and “Her Royal Highness”.Harry broke his silence revealing that the couple had “no other option.” He didn’t say this is what I wanna do he didn’t say I had this is the one thing that will make me happy this is not the thing that my heart is calling me to do. He said there’s no other option. Now if that doesn’t sound like a special ops comment I don’t know what does! you take your list of options of how to get it out of the situation and you choose the path of least resistance!Produced by Alaska TV, Channel 5’s “Thomas Markle: My Story” had access to Markle over six days at his home in Mexico in October 2019, and returned there to film his reaction to his daughter and son-in-law’s decision to step back from Royal duties. So daddy Markle is a 90 minute Wonder, wow he puts his head up every now and then again to let it let us know he still got his fingers in the pie.OR THIS FROM THE DM.New 'lifesaving’ tests to transform the war on coronavirus: 90-minute checks will be rolled out for the NHS next week - and then used to routinely screen Britons with no symptoms.Two new coronavirus tests will be offered to millions of Britons from next week. The tests, which give results in 90 minutes, will first be introduced to the NHS.Health Secretary Matt Hancock described the move as 'lifesaving’ on Sunday. One is so simple it could soon be deployed in airports, offices, schools, pubs and restaurants – bringing testing to the bulk of the population.

The companies involved would not reveal the cost but claim it is similar or cheaper to current tests – which are around £18 privately but less to the NHS.Health Secretary Matt Hancock last night described the move as 'lifesaving’ as the Government looks to avert a second wave of the disease, prevent the need for draconian lockdowns and restart the stalled economy.

The two tests will initially be introduced in the NHS and care homes before being made available more widely over the next few months.

Unlike current tests given mainly to patients who already think they have the virus, the new methods will be used to routinely screen members of the public who show no symptoms.

Officials hope they will flag up local outbreaks before they take hold, avoiding the need for local lockdowns such as that imposed in the North West last week.

Dragged away’ She’s dyingm!! ……. 🏥 🥼 👮 👮 🚔

I saw this and read this yesterday and then again I almost posted this on my blog but it was too agonizing. This poor little girl is laying in her bed, fighting for her life, near dying and her parents have been fighting for her to continue to be treated. Her father is a doctor, a well-known respiratory specialist and his wife is a former doctor so they’re not, they are no dummies. They know exactly they know what doctors do in the medical profession. I forget the chronic illness their daughter has, but they’ve been fighting to keep her getting treatment and they want her to have steroid treatment. The doctors have been wanting to stop all treatment several times but they have continued at the behest of the family. But this week they had a meeting and they said they Basically told the parents that they were not going to continue to comply with her wishes to treat their daughter. I guess at that point,understandably,the parents would be upset and allegedly the father shoved the doctor that told him this.I forget the quote, I mean it put the article in here after I finish, but he said something rude to the father like get over it man or get real or something like that. Anyways long the short of it the parents are back to the daughters bed and within a few moments police officers arrive. In the video and the photos are agonizing of them handcuffed,dragging them both,mother and father,away from the child bedside. While they’re doing this, father of the child has a massive heart attack and has to be taken to emergency and had to have an angioplasty the next day. Just horrific just absolutely horrific! here is just one link there’s many many many links you can choose to read but this is one for you to read.

https://news.sky.com/story/couple-to-take-legal-action-after-father-was-removed-from-dying-daughters-bedside-12041332

A bigger splash……………… 🌊 🦈

You thought the shark attack in Maine was bad and that was a big shark. Wow just wait to read this. A man in his 20s was attacked by a massive four-metre great white shark at a popular surfing spot - before his board is brought to shore with a massive chunk bitten out of it.Emergency services were called to Bunker Bay in south-west WA around 2.15pm.The surfer was airlifted to Royal Perth Hospital after the shark bit him in the leg.A shocking image showed how the man’s board was bitten in half in the attack. 'Three guys that were close to him they started to paddle towards him… he was already off his board trying to push the board into the shark.

'Those three guys got him onto the beach… everyone came together, there were guys off calling triple-0 on their phones straight away,’ one man explained. A helicopter was sent to the popular beach and the surfer was airlifted to Royal Perth Hospital.The extent of the man’s injuries are not yet known. ‘He’s just sitting on his board and the next thing you know we just heard someone go 'shark’. This is a picture of what’s left of his surfboard whole that is frightening.! OR THIS FROM THE DM. Tragedy as hero father dies after saving his three children when they got caught in a rip-tide off Welsh beach and 18-year-old is found dead in river at beauty spot.Man in his 30s died after being flown to Ysbyty Gwynedd, Bangor this afternoon.Witnesses reported children in difficulty in water and a man swam to their aid.Two of the children were taken to hospital for treatment after Barmouth incident.A hero father in his 30s has died 'after rescuing his three children when they got caught in a rip tide’ on the Welsh coast and in a separate incident an 18-year-old was found dead in a river at a beauty spot in North Yorkshire.North Wales Police confirmed the man, said to be on holiday in the area, died after being pulled from the water and flown to Ysbyty Gwynedd, Bangor on Sunday. Witnesses said three children had got into difficulty in the water near Barmouth and a man understood to be their father had jumped into the water to bring them ashore.

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No suspension … ⚖️ ⚖️

This is referring to the MP who has been accused of rape by a young woman. His name is not been named. He has not lost his job he has not been suspended. I’m all for innocence before proven guilty before a trial but a suspension at the very least.Local Tory party gives senior MP arrested on suspicion of rape its '100% support’ – as pressure grows to suspend the former minister.A Tory MP was arrested last night on suspicion of raping a Commons researcher.The former Minister was being held in custody in an East London police station.His accuser, a woman in her 20s, was interviewed by Scotland Yard officers. Labour MP Jess Phillips has criticised Tories for failing to suspend the whip. The Conservatives were under mounting pressure yesterday after refusing to suspend the ex-minister who is alleged to have assaulted a former parliamentary aide and forced her to have sex.

She claims that she was left so traumatised by their relationship last year that she ended up in hospital.

A major incident…..Government will start testing sewage to track coronavirus and could ban domestic travel to try and stop local outbreaks. Would you kids want that job? Testing sewage? Oh dearie me!🥺 Infected people shed Covid material in their faeces soon after symptoms appear. Trials at 44 sites showed technique was successful and it will now be rolled out. Came as Number 10 considered banning travel in and out of lockdown areas. I could make a joke about what kind of job this is but it would be a bit crude.

Environment Secretary George Eustice said the measure would give officials a 'head start’ on tackling further outbreaks. A wave of localised flare-ups across England has prompted the PM to discuss radical proposals to shake up its crisis response. This could include banning travel in and out of areas with high infections as part of a 'flexible’ strategy to avoid another national lockdown that would derail the economic recovery. The notion of locking down London was touted in March when the capital bore the brunt of cases. It could be resurrected again in the event of a second wave, with the lockdown area defined by the M25.DM

HMTQ ‘ no comment. 👑

What can and can’t the Queen do under lockdown at Balmoral? We all know that her Majesty, the Queen,regularly loves to attend chapel every Sunday. This is no different when she’s at Balmoral.Here are some of the guidelines she will have to follow and she has made no comments about because she wouldn’t she keeps calm and carries on. The Queen’s visit to Balmoral Castle this summer is likely to be different from normal due to the coronavirus restrictions in place.A Buckingham Palace spokesman said arrangements for the visit in early August “will be in line with the relevant guidelines and advice”.Visitors from two other households will be able to meet her at a time at Balmoral, under current Scottish Government rules, with a recommendation for a maximum of eight people at a time when inside. This is only possible with social distancing and “strict hygiene measures”.Guidance indicates four other households will be able to meet the Queen at a time when outside – but with no more than 15 people in total in the group. For both indoors and outdoors, a cap of four households a day has been put in place. Crathie Kirk – a regular place of worship of the royal family when they are in residence at the estate – is among the places of worship subject to rules allowing communal prayer for a maximum of 50 people, with two-metre distancing in place.The Queen will not be able to enjoy the Braemar Gathering as she traditionally does, as coronavirus forced the Highland games to be called off for the first time since 1945. It is also unlikely the monarch will be able to host her annual Ghillies Ball, which takes place in the estate’s grand ballroom.The event is a dance for her neighbours, estate and castle staff during her summer stay at Balmoral but would contravene the current rules on gatherings.The Scottish Government is set to review lockdown measures next Thursday but First Minister Nicola Sturgeon warned at her briefing on Wednesday not to expect the easing of many more restrictions.Currently, face coverings are mandatory across Scotland in circumstances where physical distancing is not easy to maintain.PA MEDIA/UK NEWS. I guess if the Buckingham Palace spokesman made a statement, that would be on behalf of her Majesty.Her Majesty the Queen, has made no public statement regarding Madam or Prince Harry before her holiday to Balmoral. We all know something imminently is going to happen. We also know that she is the one that is in charge. So when the time comes, we will know and if she feels like she needs to speak to us or make a statement she will. I wish her an excellent vacation good health and good happiness and good hunting and good fishing!!GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿

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79. Aug 3

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August 3/2020

Riddle #79 can you believe that at 79 already? Wowza! Wowza!

HOW old !!🤣🤣🤣………………

Well the old SEAHAG is having a birthday tomorrow. Apparently she’s throwing herself at $200,000 birthday party, well isn’t that special Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!I remember very clearly August 4, 1982 was the day that Prince William was christened. I was waiting,I collected everything and I was waiting for the papers and the pictures and I still have them in my scrapbook. I’m a little offended that this woman has the nerve to have a birthday in the same month as me! 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐Somehow that’s just wrong so so so very wrong in so many ways!🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 however with her as you know she never tells the truth about anything. Her age fluctuates, kind a like the weather it’s just up-and-down up-and-down and up-and-down. Just like her Wikipedia page that changes too ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hey, but isn’t it awesome that her part on the royal family’s official website has been very! very!very! very! well edited! NO MORE HRH😁😁😁😁😁😁 Do you know something? I’ve got it now!😁I got it!😁I’ve got it!😁That is her 🎁 present for her birthday from her Majesty and Lord Geidt! That was an awesome gift! I only wish I had thought of something that clever🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂! Maybe they’ll even give her another gift and they’ll edit her out of Prince Louis’ christening photo! That would be the icing on the 🎂 cake! 🕯 I hope it’s going to be a big cake because they’re going to need a lot of candles! For my cake 🎂, to all of you have already started baking it, I’m going to need 54 candles😁😁😁😁. We used to always have a spice cake for our birthday that mum made and then we would have, what was called birthday icing.It’s a seven minute icing, where you boil brown sugar and butter and you beat up egg whites and then you mix it together. But if it’s a very humid day, it doesn’t turn out well before that’s a lovely combination ….great memories, 😢☺️😊💜💜💜great memories! And my mum used to wrap coins in wax paper. Quarters, nickels, dimes and pennies,we still had pennies are that time. She would put it in the cake in the batter around all around. As it baked, the coins would stay in the bottom of the cake and that way when everybody would get near to the end of eating their piece, they would get a surprise. It would be a penny a dime a nickel or quarter. For kids today, that would be nothing. I’m thinking that Madam might be around the same age as me! Although my skin is much nicer, way, way, way nicer! Firstly because I actually wash my face like with soap and water! I know that’s a new concept! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣I use Prai neck and décolletage or neck and deck as they call it sometimes. I use Korres olive oil line, FANTASTIC! I use L’Occitane either almond oil or verbena is my new favourite shower gel! Hey if I can afford the things she certainly can! I would find it extremely hilarious if tomorrow and all of the papers her actual age was revealed! That would be a birthday gift for all of us ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

eat out to ( put on pounds)……………

Oh I saw the pictures today in the daily mail!! About the amount of food you can get!

Dinner’s on Rishi! Crowds of customers turn streets into outdoor diners as packed restaurants overflow into the road on the first night of the Chancellor’s 50% discount deal.72,000 restaurants, pubs and cafes across Britain are offering half-price meals to diners from today.The offer is only available between Mondays and Wednesdays when eating in and is capped at £10.McDonald’s, Nando’s, Pizza Express and Costa Coffee are involved in scheme backed by taxpayers.Thousands of independent venues including 40 Michelin-starred restaurants are also taking part.The Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been losing weight and he along with the medical profession have been encouraging people, especially over 50, to lose weight. It decreases their Covid risk or let me rephrase that it decreases its severity of their course of illness if they do get COVID-19. With this Cheap food, you’ve got the free food basically it’s unbelievable how much you can get. There are some pictures on there it’s just you just go take a look it’s unbelievable!Restaurants were tonight heaving with customers dining out on discounts after the government launched its half-price meals scheme to breathe life back into the beleaguered hospitality industry. Rishi Sunak’s Eat Out To Help Out programme, which gives people £10 per head off their bill, drew crowds to both high-end venues and fast-food outlets alike.More than 90 chains including McDonald’s, Nando’s, Pizza Express and Costa Coffee are among the 72,000 eateries taking part in the scheme, which allows them claim back the lost money from the Treasury.

GO BACK TO work……………

OK why are those first three words all capitals and then work is an all lowercase. Lots of people have found working at home is working much better for the life as a whole and don’t want to return to the normal 9 to 5 so to speak office environments. It saves and having to buy work clothes fighting with the public transportation and the risk of catching Covid and just the commuting time. yet again you’ve done it I just I don’t I cannot figure out why those three words are in. Given everything in the daily mail today with everything like en Fuego aka on fire 🔥 with Covid-19,it doesn’t look like there’s going to be any government mandates for people to go back to work anytime soon! It is almost as if you are you’re saying to somebody go back to where you came from and you’re really angry about it and then you cannot finish the sentence so you say, work. Daily Mail So much for Britain’s back-to-work day! Nearly five in six office employees will stay at home today despite official drive to get staff back at their desks, survey reveals.An audit of 30 of the UK’s biggest firms found 17 per cent would travel to work.Boris Johnson heralded today as first day the ‘work from home'guidance ends.Britons can go back to the workplace at the ‘discretion’ of their employers. Almost five in six office employees will stay at home today despite the Government’s drive to get staff to return to their workplaces.A Mail audit of 30 of Britain’s biggest firms, representing 320,000 employees, found that just 17 per cent of office-based staff would travel to work this week.

Boris Johnson heralded the first Monday in August – as the day ‘work from home’ guidance ends and Britain should return to the office.

The Guardian.Few workers heed Boris Johnson’s plea to get back to offices.Places in Birmingham and Canary Wharf in London deserted despite call to return after Covid lockdown.

Boris Johnson’s plea that people “should be going back to work” in offices across England from Monday appeared to have gone unheeded in central Birmingham.

In the Colmore business district, which normally has 35,000 workers, most office blocks were largely deserted and at the city’s train stations at rush hour only a handful of people sauntered out, mostly heading to work in shops or hospitals rather than to office-based jobs.Johnson had said it was “important people should be going back to work now”, but even he seemed to struggle to lead by example. The prime minister left his office in Downing Street after lunchtime and spent most of the day working from his country residence at Chequers.Among the roughly two dozen people the Guardian spoke to in Birmingham on Monday morning, only two were on the way back to office work for the first time since the coronavirus lockdown.Radha Heera said she was “excited but very nervous” about heading back to her desk at West Midlands police headquarters after almost five months at home. It was not only her first day back at work but the first time she had left her house in Wolverhampton because she had been shielding for medical reasons.

🎼PRINCE ‘ Louis Louis 🎼……………

I did the spiel about the song oh yesterday or the day before you can flip over back there and read it if you like. The most adorable new photo of Prince Louis today was in the cards,the thank you cards that were sent to people who had wished him a happy birthday. He is all over the Middleton, my goodness he is pulling strong for the Middleton side of the family. He is a handsome little boy wow not the George is not, but he certainly is very very well representing the Middletons! I want to try and add that picture in like I did yesterday with the surfboard picture.I’m going to see if it will add. It will probably be at the top of the riddle but then there will be a big blank space here, but at least you’ll get to see it. 😁Now from the daily mail. Oh, brother! Prince Louis, two, looks just like Prince George in new photo released to thank royal fans for their birthday well-wishes.The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge released an unseen photo of Prince Louis. They shared the photo to thank royal fans for their well-wishes on his second birthday. The photo, , taken by his mum, shows Louis grinning at the camera.It was taken at the same time as photos released to mark the occasion in April.

a result in 90 mins. ……………

New ‘lifesaving’ tests to transform the war on coronavirus: 90-minute checks will be rolled out for the NHS next week - and then used to routinely screen Britons with no symptoms.Two new coronavirus tests will be offered to millions of Britons from next week. The tests, which give results in 90 minutes, will first be introduced to the NHS.Health Secretary Matt Hancock described the move as ‘lifesaving’ on Sunday. One is so simple it could soon be deployed in airports, offices, schools, pubs and restaurants – bringing testing to the bulk of the population.

The companies involved would not reveal the cost but claim it is similar or cheaper to current tests – which are around £18 privately but less to the NHS.Health Secretary Matt Hancock described the move as 'lifesaving’ as the Government looks to avert a second wave of the disease, prevent the need for draconian lockdowns and restart the stalled economy.

The two tests will initially be introduced in the NHS and care homes before being made available more widely over the next few months.

Unlike current tests given mainly to patients who already think they have the virus, the new methods will be used to routinely screen members of the public who show no symptoms.

Officials hope they will flag up local outbreaks before they take hold, avoiding the need for local lockdowns such as that imposed in the North West last week.

very HUME-an…………

This reminds me of the 90s song I’m only human but I can’t think of the band, I’m only human, of flesh and blood l am made. Anyone who knows who sang that song can you put it in the comments for me please,it’s going to drive me nuts.

John Hume, a Northern Irish Catholic leader and Nobel Peace laureate, dies at 83. The veteran civil rights campaigner was credited with kick-starting peace negotiations.John Hume, a key Roman Catholic architect of Northern Ireland’s 1998 Good Friday peace agreement who won the Nobel Peace Prize for his role in ending 30 years of sectarian violence, died on Monday at the age of 83, his SDLP party said.Hume, a veteran civil rights campaigner credited with kick-starting peace negotiations in a British region convulsed by bloodshed in the early 1990s, shared the Peace Prize with Northern Ireland’s then-first minister, David Trimble of the Protestant Ulster Unionist Party. He died in a care home in his native Londonderry, also called Derry, in the early hours of Monday morning, his family said.😁CBC

MM , mendacious,cheat, grifter yacht puta ,, plagiarist, druggy, petulant, dubious ,provenance!!…………

Well MM ANON, do you feel better getting this off your chest? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Should be a very very specific , probably bespoke birthday card,to include all of her characteristics that she possesses. Yes this is the top 10 isn’t it? One must celebrate something on her birthday, she is all those things and more and much much more! There’s a saying what goes around comes around. Karma. I do believe she has Markled herself, with this ‘book’. I also believe that she has marketed herself repeatedly in places all over the world at any price anything! anything! and everything!This word, puta, reminds me of a TV show called Everybody Loves Raymond. Well they went to Italy to visit relatives.and they came back. And there was a girl that one of the guys met there she came back too and she was working in the local Pizza parlour. She was beautiful and oh this guy was dating somebody at the time and his mother, if you ever watch that show, she was very controlling to put it mildly. And that the girls nickname was a pizza parlour Putana 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂which was a not very flattering and you can guess what that means. It means exactly what Madam is and you don’t have to imagine very hard! I like to think that everybody has some good in them. However the people the backers the people that I hang around with JE and GM, that sort of people, they are and have been serving a dark master. And they have ensnared themselves and allied with evil. Only God can save them. So we leave them to God!

“ never returning BP” ……………

There are currently renovations and refurbishing going on Buckingham Palace. Due to the ongoing nature of COVID-19, the reality is that her Majesty the Queen will not be returning there. She will continue likely doing zoom meetings and things from a distance, like Sir Tom’s Knighthood. The days of walkabouts, shaking hands, being amongst the public in the crowds, all those things that she has done for decades and loves so much, those days are gone. For her own safety and health. This must be so heartbreaking to her and my heart goes out to her.

Hackers🐻🐻🐻…………………Cozy Bear and Fancy Bear are both linked to Russian intelligence agencies. Cozy Bear accused Cozy Bear cyber spies of trying to steal coronavirus vaccine information from the U.S., Britain, and Canada. Russia denies the allegations. Security officials have accused Russian hackers of trying to steal information about coronavirus vaccine research in the U.S., Canada and the U.K.The U.S. Department for Homeland Security, the Cybersecurity Infrastructure Security Agency, the National Security Agency, Canada’s Communications Security Establishment and the U.K.’s National Cyber Security Centre joined forces Thursday in accusing Russia of the hacking campaign.“It is completely unacceptable that the Russian Intelligence Services are targeting those working to combat the coronavirus pandemic,” U.K. Foreign Secretary Dominic Raab said in a statement. “While others pursue their selfish interests with reckless behaviour, the U.K. and its allies are getting on with the hard work of finding a vaccine and protecting global health.” Raab also said that he was almost certain that Russians sought to interfere in the U.K.’s general election in 2019 but he didn’t point the figure at any specific group. Russia denied both of the allegations. Who are Cozy Bear and Fancy Bear?Cozy Bear and Fancy Bear are thought to be hacking groups within separate Russian intelligence agencies.APT29 - mean advanced persistent threat - or Cozy Bear is believed to be working for SVR, Russia’s foreign intelligence organisation.According to the NCSC, an arm of GCHQ, Cozy Bear “almost certainly operates as part of Russian intelligence services”. Fancy Bear, or APT28, is believed to be part of GRU, Russia’s military intelligence agency.standard.co.uk and CNBC.😁I have looked and looked and looked and looked and I can find nothing about a third bear or third bear hacking group. I have never heard about the hacking organizations fancy bear and cosy bear! Thank you, MM Anon! I have learned something major that I should’ve known absolutely! Might this be bear number three? Secret UK trade documents used by then Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn to attack the Government were stolen by Russian hackers from the email account of former international trade secretary Liam Fox, it was reported today.

The Department of International Trade documents on post-Brexit trade talks with the US were brandished by the hard Left MP at a press conference in November, days before he led his party to a catastrophic vote defeat at the hands of Boris Johnson. The Reuters news agency today cited sources who said they were taken from the email of Dr Fox, who had been removed from his post by Boris Johnson the previous July. They declined to name which Russian group or organisation they believed was responsible, but said the attack bore the hallmarks of a state-backed operation. This might be the third bear who has yet to be named.

Windsor home!!

Windsor Castle will be HMTQ’s new home base. I just think it’s marvellous HMTQ and Prince Philip, The Duke of Edinburgh,have had all this time together. They are both looking so well! I was so happy to see them at Beatrice’s wedding how beautiful HMTQ looked and how hale and hearty Himself looked. I think this is, I have said this before, but I think this is probably the most time they’ve had together in their entire marriage and it will continue to be right think it’s just absolutely marvellous! If there’s anything good come out of that just Covid-19,that is it!

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿

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80. Aug 5

MM ANON …… An ageing Puta , con grifter!! ……… The Royal families take the p*ss ( happy birthday)………… 50 dead , 2,700 injured ……………an Emu and a duck. …………… US open ( closing)………………McCartney/Lennon 😱…………… a rare sowing machine ………… K&W expect……… ………… another boundary??………… “ it’s a birthday Jim, but not as she knows it”🤣🤣🤣

Entertainment purposes

Aug 4/20

August 5/2020 Riddle was from yesterday sorry kids and I wasn’t here yesterday. I’m not feeling well and I just came on today to take a peek and l,did Miss a Riddle but I don’t think I missed a Balmoral. so I’m gonna get this want to go and see how see how it goes OK. Don’t mind my scratchy voice and stuffy nose OK Ha Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah oh man I sound like a smoker when I’m laughing right now home and I’m not a smoker but you know how that sound right?

August 5/2020. Riddle #80!!!

An ageing Puta , con grifter!! ……… The Royal families take the p*ss ( happy birthday)…………

Well Puta in Spanish and putana in Italian are same thing. A woman of the streets, a common street corner prostitute, a woman of very uncouth behavior! Those all fit Madam except she found other ways and places to apply her trade shall we say.. As with all of us she is ageing and she thought she would pull off the con of her life pulling one over on the royal family Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha stupid woman! She had no idea who she was dealing with and she still doesn’t she still is flagging that PR out there. And it’s worse is what’s worse is there’s people that are helping her those people are even more pathetic than she is! And there was all this will the royal family say happy birthday well they won’t will they will they won’t they won’t they will they will they will take. Well we all knew they would. We all knew they would they take the highroad as I said the other riddle her Majesty was on her way to Scotland and she took the high road. I hope you get the part of the song I’ll take the road and you get to take the low road and I’ll be in Scotland before you all know that song right? well her Majesty took the highroad and I love the photo that was posted on man it was 80% her majesty and 90 no no no 80 and 90 does not give 100% 20% Madam let’s say that way underneath oh, kids my brain is so stuffed up you’re gonna have to spare with me spare with me bear with me oh my all this is gonna be this is going to be the day oh my? as ever per decorum they extended lovely birthday greetings to Madame. Nothing more and certainly nothing less!

50 dead , 2,700 injured ……………

This is pretty bad. I mean horrific explosion in downtown Baghdad Baghdad all Lord help me to Beirut oh kids this is going to be off anyway Beirut not bag that there may have been a bombing in Baghdad I don’t know but this one is referring to Beirut! The stupidest thing was entirely preventable, this was entirely preventable!. Do you remember the bombing in Oklahoma City? I remember it like it was yesterday here’s a little little catch-up for those who may not know. The Oklahoma City bombing was a domestic terrorist truck bombingof the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building[1] in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, United States, on April 19, 1995. Perpetrated by American terrorists Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols, the bombing happened at 9:02 am and killed at least 168 people, including many children. Anyhow they used fertilizer bombs in the amount of damage and carnage is just unbelievable. Know what you have here in Beirut was illegal storage in a warehouse. I am so angry about this I cannot even tell you it’s just so senseless! Here’s something from the DM. Lebanese port officials are put under house arrest over Russian businessman’s abandoned ammonium nitrate which blew up Beirut: String of warnings were made over chemicals impounded six years ago as astonishing images show it stored at the dock’s hangar 12.Lebanon’s cabinet has placed all officials responsible for Beirut port security since 2014 under house arrest. Comes after fire at a warehouse sparked a massive explosion that devastated the city, killing at least 135.Customs officers insisted authorities were repeatedly warned about the danger, but refused to take action.Explosive chemicals belonged to Russian businessman Igor Grechushkin before being impounded in port. Does it make you wonder why Russia is involved yet again? Yet again? Makes me wonder how many other warehouses there are like this all over the world where they are illegally storing ammonia nitrate and other things other lethal things! So so so unnecessary!

an Emu and a duck. ……………

Oh MM Anon, What is this is one of the obscure things that only English people know? Which is so much of your riddles.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂Well I know one swims and is smaller and one is huge! and is featured in a current ad campaign for some company. It is funny how TV commercials you see the ad but, if you remember the ad, you have no idea what they were advertising. And there’s a bunch of commercials right now that are running with a guy in the yellow shirt and his partner is an emu and I have no idea maybe it’s an ostrich I’m not sure they’re both big birds anyway not THE big bird, THE big bird is from Sesame Street.😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 I am always the DM leaps in to the rescue.Orville and Emu are at centre of battle between Keith Harris and Rod Hull’s widows and toy-maker who ‘borrowed’ iconic puppets only to put them up for £10,000 sale at Bonhams.The birds had been put up for sale by merchandiser Roger Shaw with Bonhams.They were expected to make up to £20,000 for the pair at leading auctioneers.But it was scrapped after uproar from Harris’ widow Sarah and Hull’s widow Cher.The women are ‘determined to have the birds returned to their rightful owners’.I hate that when people try and make money off of cherished things like that. You see that so often with celebrity memorabilia or stuff like that like real actors I’m talking like Olivia de Haviland who recently passed away that kind of acted when their stuff get sold it’s just it just feels so wrong to me!

US open ( closing)………………

Ashleigh Barty pulls out of US Open amid concern over Covid-19.

World No 1 Ashleigh Barty has withdrawn from the US Open in a massive blow to the New York grand slam.

Not comfortable about travelling during the coronavirus pandemic, Barty is the biggest name yet to opt out of the major because of the global health crisis. My team and I have decided that we won’t be travelling to the US and Western and Southern Open and the US Open this year,” Barty said in a statement issued by her manager.Barty is still weighing up whether to resume her season in Europe and ultimately try to defend her French Open crown in Paris. o includes events for senior, junior, and wheelchair players. Since 1978, the tournament has been played on acrylic hard courts at the USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center in Flushing Meadows–Corona Park, Queens, New York City. Given the location of where were the U.S. Open is normally played right smack in the centre of Queens New York. Queens a borough of New York. With New York currently having us a lawn enforcement teams at every entrance and exit to the city, to the entire city! I cannot see how this could possibly continue there’s just no way. I know it’s gonna happen. Even if all the players came there’s no way it would happen!

McCartney/Lennon 😱……………

There has been a long time rumours of Paul McCartney and John Lennon having had a fling. And when I say fling I think you can infer what I’m saying. I know Paul McCartney had done an interview in 2018 with you GQ magazine I’ll put the link here. l don’t know if he’s declared that openly. I know many Beatles fans and party fans don’t want to know about this or to believe it or whatever but there’s so much stuff online about it you can research and I’m not gonna do that for you but I will do is put the link to the 2018 interview here. https://www.gq.com/story/the-untold-stories-of-paul-mccartney

a rare sowing machine …………

I have a old singer treadle sewing machine are you are meeting with MM Anon? My mum made a point of going to auction sales until she had one for each of us children. Mine still works like a charm just got to keep it greased up and it works perfectly!But seriously in the United States there’s an election for a new president in November. Who would’ve thought it with all the other news going on!? There has been a lot of talk in the last week or so about absentee ballots and voter mail in ballots. Some people don’t know the difference and some people do. I am not American so I will not attempt to explain that but suffice it to say there are two, aw heck I’ll explain it or try to. An absentee ballot is like if you’re not able to vote, you’re in the military outside the country or you’re in the hospital or your work has you in such a place where you cannot vote. A mail in ballot is something that you can request the form for and is simply if you just are not able to do or do not want to wait in the queue to vote, you can request a mail in ballot it will be sent you you can vote your things and then mail it back in. I’ve even seen interviewers and people talking about just just forgetting the whole, waiting in the queue for this election due to Covid, just rather just send open ballot voting like mail ballots to every household and then people can just mail back in the votes. Well the problem with that is there’s a lot of people who would be missed by that and there’s a lot of reasons why they would be missed and I’m not gonna go into right now that’s a whole bigger issue. However there are active workers sowing seeds of doubt in the validity of the coming election. It’s been happening for quite some time, actually been happening since President Trump was elected. The day after he was sworn in, they were already protesting and planning to get him out of office. They were already planning how to destabilize the government and sow doubt in his validity as president. And that has continued every single day of his presidency there has been a huge effort from the left, in the far left fascist left,and even further left than that Anarchy,to discredit him discredit his presidency and discredit everything that the Republican Party stands for. And that even includes many former Republicans which I I just I just can’t believe. You’re going to join with the left is fascist because you don’t agree with with some of the policy or you don’t like the person? Isn’t it party before person? Doesn’t the party set do the voting like I’m pretty sure I’m pretty sure like every senator or whatever member of Congress they each vote so yeah there is party before vote! OK enough of me here’s some research to kind of back up what I’m saying. article after article after article that I’m finding uses the word SOW. And most of those articles are from the left. I’m so hesitant to link any here because I don’t want to further their agenda. In fact I’m not going to link anything here because everything I found is from the left it’s even in the headline Trump sows blah blah blah…. you could find it, it is easy to find on Google. Easy easy easy to fine because Google is a left-wing owned company. Recommend it to me another search engine the other day and that’s amazing whatever found on there never appeared on Google so I they won’t mind, and I hope maybe you guys will know what I don’t know but it’s a website called DuckDuckGo and it’s a search engine and it’s amazing what you can all find in there. So keep your mind open kids and do your research. Dont just stick to watch one search engine especially with something that’s important. Because your election, and I’m speaking American friends now, your election is vitally important. I live in the country that is your biggest border and your closest neighbour well other than Mexico of course but you know what I mean. And what happens in your country greatly has affected will affect and will continue to check my country in the entire world.

K&W expect……… …………

MM Anon l am not falling for this again!🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂! My heart broken too many times. I think with Catherine and William are likely expecting is the return of their children either to school or homeschool routine, regular schedule or something like that. They also are expecting a change in what little public appearances they have been able to do I hate use the word appearance because that’s not the right word but it are use that for the sake of not thinking being able to think of another word right now but ha ha ha ha ha ha. DMCatherine and William have fun at Gavin & Stacey amusement arcade: Royal couple visit Barry Island attraction from BBC comedy as they try to provide boost to Britain’s Covid-hit tourism industry. They carried out two engagements in South Wales on Wednesday. Paid visit to iconic 'Nessa’s’ arcade in Barry Island and heard about impact of Covid-19 on tourism sector.Couple travelled to Shire Hall Care Home in Cardiff where they spoke to staff, residents and family members. The mother-of-three cut a stylish figure in a £1,635 designer dress by Emelia Wickstead and tan wedges. She sure loves her some wedges doesn’t she!?!😊😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣It comes just one day after royal donned a face mask for first time and visited a baby bank in Sheffield. I find it very interesting that the visit to the baby bank there those pictures appeared on the blog the other day and someone was questioning where those pictures were from. So either someone snuck out some pictures and then had them printed on the blog or the paper followed up on those pictures either way I think it’s interesting how Skippy yet again sets the pace set the information out there! They are trying to increase tourism but with all the new lockdowns, and more coming oh my goodness on lockdown now is Aberdeen! The Queen just drove through there yesterday! If it had been close yesterday they would’ve had to take a helicopter to Balmoral!

another boundary??…………

Lock down lockdown some more lockdowns in the greater Manchester area people are they have been on lockdown and some people that I’ve included included in that boundary are really quite upset because they not feel they have never been included in that jurisdiction that they are Cheshire just like the Cheshire cat! So it’s not a whole lot of people into lockdown that wouldn’t necessarily have been and I think a lot of people want to know why all of a sudden their postcards are being included in the greater Manchester postcards! Plus it’s also going to affect his face if your home is the greatest investment and that’s going to affect cash value of your home as well!!Aberdeen is on lockdown! New York City in New York City they are now having at every entrance and exit point I don’t know if every police or state police or watt that you it’ll be like going into another country you’ll have to declare yourself and they can turn you away or not and then you have to go into isolation! It is it is if anybody thinks Covid is going away it is not it is it is expanding at a rate that is frightening! All this quick to unlock down oh there’s my word again that I need to unlock down oh my will there ever be normal again sometimes I wonder if you know normal will be wearing facemasks that we live in bubbles like the it’s quite concerning. And talks of London going back in to lockdown. OK kids you should see this poor software trying to understand my stuffy nose oh my this is almost too funny!

“ it’s a birthday Jim, but not as she knows it”🤣🤣🤣

Again dearest M and M and M Eminem Eminem you’re a rapper no MM Anon. The favourite Star Trek reference that covers everything in life that has changed to such a drastic degree! Yes Madam had a birthday yesterday but it was likely a very unusual one like she’s never ever had. And next year’s birthday is likely to be equally as unusual. She was on her PR ! been saying she was going to throw a $200,000 birthday party for herself and usually when she mentions money in her PR, that means how much she wants how much money she wants from somebody for something.. I especially loved the birthday greeting that she wrote to her self pretending to be Harry, signing it love H! Oh that was just a kicker to me oh she’s a silly woman! I put it mildly!

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿

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Chapter 5 - The End and the Beginning

This is a long and emotional one, so get settled in. A special thanks this time goes to @lovesmelikebrandnewstarlight as always for listening to me and to @harrysofluffy for talking through my ideas and giving me inspiration. Also there’s a tiny bit of smut in this one.  Points to anyone that finds the Harry Potter reference..

Chapter 4 

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January 20th, 2015- Byron Bay  Australia

 Poppy hated the Beach. She hated the way the sand stuck to everything, she hated sitting out in the sun for hours and getting burnt, she hated swimming in the water where she couldn’t see exactly what was in it and she hated wearing her bikini in front of people. But it was the middle of January in Australia and the heat was getting to her more than she remembered it used to. H had a few months off in between One Direction tours and she’d convinced him to come home with her because she was desperate for an actual summer, but right now, as she sat on the beach in Byron Bay, she was regretting that decision.

“H, can you put sunscreen on my back” she asked, handing him the bottle of SPF 50+.”

 “Turn around” he said, taking the bottle off her and squeezing it out into his hand. SHe turned around and held her hair up out of the way as he rubbed it over her back, massaging it in, taking it under her bikini straps and right down to her ass.

 “Cheeks too pleasssse” she smiled cheekily at him

 He shook his head at her “Lay on your towel, it’s easier that way”

 Poppy spread her towel out on the ground and laid on her stomach, resting her chin on her arms while he rubbed the sunscreen over her butt cheeks.

 “Done” he said, resting the bottle of sunscreen on her elbow

 “Your turn” she smiled, sitting up and squeezing it onto her hand “Or will Kendall have a problem with that?”

 He giggled “I think she’ll be ok love, I did just lather it into your ass cheeks”

“Would you two get a room please?” Called Poppy’s friend Bella, who she went to high school with. This little trip home as a great chance for her to reconnect with all the people who had been so important to her just a few years ago.

“Shut it Bella!” she called back “you’re just jealous”

“Uhhhh, yeah” Bella said “Obviously”

“I can put sunscreen on your ass too if you want” Harry giggled

Poppy slapped him across the back “You have a girlfriend Styles”

“I don’t actually” he said “and don’t slap me Poopy - it’s abuse”

“Oh fuck off” she laid back down on her towel and Harry spread his out next to hers, mimicking her position, turning his head to that he was looking at her.

“Your friends are pretty lame” he whispered so that only Poppy could hear

“Why do you think I moved to London?”

He let out a loud cackle and they all turned around to look at the two of them.

“Ok” Tilly said, sitting up and moving closer to Poppy and Harry “are you guys seriously telling us you’ve never, in the almost two years you’ve known each other, you’ve never done the horizontal tango?”

“Nope, we’ve never even kissed” Poppy said, sitting up and drawing her legs up to her chest

“We can change that that” Harry winked at her, sitting up too.

“Eww” Tilly said “so you’ve never even seen each other naked?”

“Now, that’s not the question you asked” Harry said

“Ooooh” Bella sat up “do tell Pop! Is it as big as the world thinks it is?”

Poppy looked at Harry and back at Bella and Tilly “Let’s just say that Kendall is a lucky girl”

They both screamed and Harry glared at her

“Thanks love” he half smiled

“Oh don’t pretend you care, you leaked your own nudes”

He furrowed his brow at Poppy and stood up “I’m gonna go for a swim come get me when you’re finished talking about my dick”

“Stylllllesss” Poppy said “sit down. We’re done, we’ll swim soon.”

“Fine” he huffed sitting back down

“I just can’t believe you’ve never done the dirty” Tilly rested her chin in her hands “you both look that that, and you’ve never done it”

“Seems fake to me” Bella said

“Bella, it would be like you and Jack getting down to business”

“Oh ew, ok gotcha”

“So” Tilly said raising her eyebrows “if you’ve never slept with Harry, surely you’ve slept with one of the other members of One Direction, you did go on tour with them”

Poppy and Harry both looked towards each other sharing a knowing glance.

“Nope” Poppy said hoping that Tilly would drop the subject

“I saw that look!” Tilly yelled “you so have”

“I haven’t! I swear on my life”

“Niall has the hots for her though” Harry smirked

“Oooh” Bella said “the Irish one”

Poppy’s cheeks blushed red, and Harry could tell she was uncomfortable talking about this so he quickly started talking before anyone else had the chance to

“Well now that that’s cleared up” He  clapped his hands together “can we go for a swim?”

Poppy stood and threw her hat and phone on top of her bag thankful to not have to talk about Niall anymore. It wasn’t that she didn’t like him, it was quite the opposite actually but since they hadn’t spent that much time alone together she didn’t really know where they stood.

“Yess let’s go” she said

Harry stood too, and hid her phone in in his hat for safety

“Race ya Poopy” and he took off towards the water, with Poppy trailing behind.

 February 6th 2015, Sydney.

 Niall’s lips ran down Poppy’s torso and her hands intertwined in his hair as he reached her centre and she arched her back. They’d been at it for hours, she was sensitive and even the slightest of touches sent shivers down her spine, but she didn’t want to stop yet, it had been too long since she’d had sex like this and she didn’t want it to end.

Niall reached over to the bedside table in search of a condom, pulling them out of their rhythm a little.

“Fuck” he sighed “we’re all out darlin’” he shook the box one last time to make sure there wasn’t one stuck in the bottom and sat up, placing a kiss on Poppy’s forehead.

“Sorry love” he said, taking a deep breath, “I’ll finish ya off in just in minute, need to catch me breath”

Poppy wrapped the sheet around her body and stood up from the bed, making sure her ass was covered.

“Where ya going love?” Niall asked

“Harry will have condoms” she smirked and walked out of Niall’s hotel room before he could protest, holding onto her sheet. Her hair was a mess, her  cheeks were flushed and her legs were still shaking as she made her way to Harry’s room, which was only down the hallway.

She knocked twice, “only me, H” she said quietly. The light flicked on and she  heard his footsteps making their way towards the door. When he opened the door and caught sight of her his eyes widened and a frown appeared on his face.

“Christ love, what happened?” He said sleepily, ushering her inside, away from any prying eyes that could be lurking around.

“Uhhh, Niall happened” she said

“Are you ok?” he asked, filling a glass with water and handing it to her, eyes still half closed and adjusting to the light

Poppy took the glass and had a sip, not realising how thirsty she actually was “I’m fine H”

“What’s going on then?”

“I uh” she stuttered “we um, we ran out of condoms”

He blinked twice “You ran out?”

“Yes. we used the entire box” she said flatly

“The whole thing? All 12 of ‘em”

“Yep”

“Fuck” he sighed before his eyes narrowed “So what are you doing here then?”

“We need more”

“More?” he raised his eyebrow “you’ve used 12 and you need more?”

“Yes” she nodded, suddenly becoming very aware that she was naked under the sheet and pulled it tighter around herself.

“Are you sure that’s a good idea?”

“Don’t know why it wouldn’t be?” she said

Harry shrugged “Maybe because our world tour starts in less than 24 hours and we kinda need Niall to be alive and not fucked to death”

“He’ll be fine by tomorrow night H”  

“Will you be?”

“I don’t need to be, and christ H, it’s just sex, it’s not like we’re hurting anyone”

He shook his head in disbelief and turned around, and sitting on the bed “Just my ears”

She covered her  mouth, not realising until now that he probably heard most of what they’d just done.

“Sorry H” she put her  hand on his shoulder and he picked up and moved it away

“I know where that’s been Poppy, you don't leave much to the imagination”

Poppy blushed “Oh you heard like…. A lot?”

“Everything” he smiled sarcastically “Every detail”

“Ooooh - even the bit where I called him…..”

“Big Daddy?” he interrupted “Yeah I heard that”  

“Whoops” she said “I didn’t think we were that loud”

“You were”

“Guess I’m not getting any condoms then?” she asked sweetly, batting her eyelashes at him

“Why are you doing this Pop? You didn’t even want to go on the date, and now you’re here, at 2am, asking for more condoms” the concern was evident in his voice, he’d never known her  to do anything like this, as far as he knew, her  sex life was as vanilla as anything, and this sort of thing was out of character for her

Poppy sat down next to him “Harry” she made him look at her “Before tonight, it had been almost a year since I’d had a proper orgasm, I’ve had” she counted on her fingers all the times Niall had made her cum that night “10 tonight . The dude knows what he’s doing”

“I heard” he pulled his lips into a sharp line and stood up, walking towards the bathroom. She stood and followed curiously, standing in the doorway as he searched through his bag of toiletries.

“How many?” he asked

“I don’t know, maybe like three?”

“You think he’s got that much left in him?” he giggled to himself

“I hope so” she lent her head on the doorframe

“10 bucks he’s asleep when you get back” he handed her  three condoms and turned the light off in the bathroom “Not sure they’ll fit big daddy though, you might be disappointed”

“Oh please, we both know you’re bigger”

A smirk spread across his face “You said it, not me”

She shook her head and made her way toward the door “Night Styles, we’ll keep it down, I promise”  

***

Poppy was woken by the alarm at 8 am the next morning, wrapped in Niall’s arms and covered in a film of her own sweat.

“Morning Darlin’” Niall smiled at her when he saw her eyes flutter open “sleep well?”

“Could use another hour” she yawned

“Me too, but breakfast calls”

She sighed and pulled the blankets back, revealing her naked body, covered in marks and bruises from the night before.

“I’m going  back to Harry’s room to shower first” She lent over and kissed his cheek “Need to freshen up”

“There’s a perfectly good shower here, why don’t we hop in there together, save some time?”

She checked the time on her phone, which was almost out of battery, and looked back at Niall

“We’ve got plenty of time before you boys need to be anywhere, and all my stuff is next door”

“Fine” he huffed and watched her get out of bed “you can use the robe that’s hangin’ on the door if you don’t want to get dressed”

“Thanks Ni” she kissed his forehead, wrapped herself in the soft bathrobe and left the room, gently closing the door behind her. The hallway was quiet and she guessed that the other boys were all still asleep, so she quietly tapped on Harry’s door, hoping he would be awake.

“How did Big Daddy go last night?” He smirked when he answered the door.

She stayed silent, walked over to her handbag, which was sitting in the corner, took out her purse and handed Harry a 10 dollar note.

He let out a loud, full body, cackle and reached his arms out to hug her “Awww poor Poopy, only had 10 orgasms last night”

“Fuck off Styles” she huffed and pushed him away “Go buy yourself an ice cream with your winnings”

“Don’t eat ice cream anymore” he said sitting down on the bed

“Bullshit” she said as she rummaged through her bag for clothes that would cover most of her bruises but still be cool enough for the hot weather “I’m having a shower”

“Yeah, good idea” he said, watching as she  walked into the bathroom “wash all the Niall off you”

 Saturday, April 4th 2015, 5am, Dubai

 Harry stirred in his bed as he was awoken by the sound of his phone ringing. He was sure he’d left it on silent before he drifted off last night, but when he saw that it was Poppy’s name lighting up his screen he was glad that he hadn’t because he knew she wouldn’t call at this hour unless she really needed something.

“Hi love” he mumbled “what’s going on?”

“Harrrrrry?” Poppy’s voice echoed loudly in his ear and he could tell that she was drunk just by the sound of her voice

“It’s me love, is everything ok?” He sat up and turned his lamp on, rubbing his eyes as they adjusted to the light

“Nooo, H, I don't really know where I am”

His stomach dropped “Who are you with?”

“No one” she said sounding as if she was about to start crying

“Who were you with?”

“Ali, but she found a boy and now I’m alone and I don’t know where I am”

“Ok” he blinked a few times, trying to think how he could help her from so far away “What’s around you love? What can you see?”

“Ummm, there’s some cars parked and a few bikes, I think I might be near your house”

“Can you see any street signs?”

“Yeppp, there’s one up there” Harry heard her start walking

“What does it say?”

“Duck Lane” she giggled  

He let out a little chuckle “You’re nowhere near my place love, did you go to that cocktail bar?”

“Yeah” she sobbed “I don’t know how to get back there”

“Are there any black cabs around?”

“I can’t afford a cab Harry” she whispered “I need to find the tube”

“Put it on my card, don’t get on the tube by yourself at this time of night love, you still have my spare card don’t you?” He’d given Poppy a card that was attached his account before he’d left for tour, so that if she was ever stuck she could get herself out of whatever mess she was in.

“For emergencies only” she said

“This is an emergency Pop, how else will you get home?”

“I’ll walk” she said, stamping her foot on the ground like a toddler having a tantrum

“It will take you hours, just get in a cab” he said sternly,

“Fine” she huffed “Bye H”

“Thank you, call me back when you get home please”

Poppy hung up her phone and Harry was left sitting in silence in his hotel room, too worried about her  to go back to sleep, so he got up and put the kettle on, thinking that if he couldn't go back to sleep, he might as well have a cup of tea.

Ten minutes passed and he was growing more worried with each passing second, but as he finished the hot drink in his hand, his phone rang again, Poppy’s name lighting up the screen.

“Home then?” He asked, bringing the phone to his ear

“I am home” she said bluntly

“Good” he sighed “Everything else ok?”

She huffed “Nobody's ever going to love me Harry”

His heart broke at the sound of her voice “That’s not true Poppy, anyone would be lucky to have you”

“No you don’t understand, no one is ever going to settle down with me, once they find out they’re going to leave me”

Harry furrowed his brow, “Find out what love? Have I missed something here?”

“No, I’ve never told anyone before, I don’t want you to hate me” she was properly sobbing now and Harry was having trouble deciphering what she was saying

“I could never hate you Poppy, you’re my best friend”

“I love you Harry”

“I love you too lady love” he said “are you going to tell me what’s bothering you?”

“No” she sobbed “I’m too scared to say it, that makes it real, I don’t want it to be real”

He hated hearing her in so much pain without being able to do anything about it.

“Well for now, Poppy, it doesn’t have to be real, but when you’re ready to say it, I’m all ears” his voice was soft, and soothing, and just hearing him was enough to calm her down a little.

“I need sleep” she moaned

“You certainly do love, get yourself a glass of water and go to bed, I’ll call you later today, before the show, and I’ll be home Monday, we’ll hang out”

“Good night Harry” Poppy  yawned into the mouthpiece

“Good night lady love”

***

Monday, April 6th, 2015, London. 7pm

 Harry had arrived home from the first leg of One Direction’s stadium tour, he was exhausted, but he’d spent the entire day making sure Poppy was ok. After she’d called him the other morning he’d not been able to stop thinking about what she’d been saying, that conversation had left him feeling like she was  keeping something from him and while he respected that it was her right to have her space, this was obviously something that was getting to her and he hated seeing it bother her the way it did the other night.

“Poppy?” he said as he rinsed their dinner plates off and put them in the dishwasher

“Hmm?” she took a sip of her water

“Do you remember the conversation we had the other night, after you made it home?”

Her cheeks flushed a shade of red, knowing exactly what he was referring to and regretting ever having brought it up.

“Vaguely” she said, hoping that he would drop the conversation after that

“What were you talking about?”

She looked up from her glass, “I’ve never said it out loud before H”

He walked around the bench and sat down on the stool next to her.

“Do you want to say it out loud?” he asked, voice soft and full of concern

She shook her head, unable to look him in the eye “But I want you to know”

“Do you want to write it down?” he said, looking around the bench for a piece of paper

“No” she said, tears forming in her eyes “It’s stupid, it doesn’t even really affect me at this point in my life, but it’s all I’ve been thinking about for a few months now” she took a deep breath, turning her head to look at him “I’m going to tell you, but only because I need someone to know and you’re the person I trust most in the world, but this is part of me that is for your eyes only H, you can’t tell anyone and you can’t think of me any differently because of it”

He put his hands over hers “You can let your guard down Poppy, I won't think of you any differently”

“I can’t have babies H” the tears spilled out of her eyes

“Fuck” he sighed “Poppy I’m sorry, I know how much you want that”

“It’s all I’ve ever wanted” she sobbed and his heart broke for her.

He stood and wrapped his arms around her, “How long have you known?”

She buried her head in his chest “I was 14, I got really sick when I was on my period once and ended up in hospital and they found that my uterus is a funny shape, and there’s pretty much two of them, so I can’t carry a baby to term”

Harry remained silent for a minute rubbing her back gently as she cried into his chest “There are other ways love”

Poppy pulled away from his hug and wiped her eyes “I know, this is stupid” she giggled “I’m 21, I don’t want kids yet, but I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it lately, what if no one ever loves me enough to stay once they find out?”

“If someone walks out on you once they know you can't have kids, then they’re not the man you want to father your children anyway, someone will love you no matter what, I promise you Poppy, you’re too lovely to to be lonely” He grabbed a tissue from the box that sat on her bench and handed it to her so that she could wipe her eyes.

“Thanks H, I’m sorry for being so dramatic”

“Poppy Thomas? dramatic?” he chuckled “Never”

 June 13, 2015 , London

 “Lady” Poppy called in a high pitched voice while she searched for her phone under the couch cushions.

The Golden puppy came bounding over with Poppy’s left shoe in her mouth.

“Uh, no” Poppy grabbed the shoe “You can’t just take my shoes, even if you are that cute”

Lady didn’t put up a fight when she took the shoe off her, she simply let go and licked Poppy’s hand, because that was way more tasty than her sweaty old flip flops.

“Alright, should we call Harry, tell him the good news?!” She picked lady up and took her over to the kitchen counter so that she could skype Harry. The dial tone rang a few times and then the screen turned from blue to a pixelated black before Harry’s face appeared.

“What’s up Lady love?” he said, sounding a little distracted.

“I have some news” Poppy said back, making sure that Lady wasn’t in shot yet.

“Go on then” impatience was evident in his voice now  

Poppy lifted lady up, like a scene out of the lion king “Meet Lady”

His jaw dropped. “You got a Puppy?!”

“I was lonely without you coming over every other day, and little miss here was going to be put to sleep”

“You know I’ll be home in a few weeks right?” he questioned. Poppy thought he would have been way more excited about this than he appears to be right now, but she knew he was busy with the tour and the recording of the fifth and final One Direction album  

“Yeah,” she nodded and covered the dogs ears “but they were going to kill her H, plus I figured that a dog will love me unconditionally and no man is ever going to” she said

He rolled his eyes, “I love you Pop, does that not count?”

“No” she shook her head “because you keep leaving me and you don’t love me romantically”

“Well she is adorable” he admitted,keen to change the subject a smile slowly spreading across his face “Can’t believe you’ve replaced me though”

“I could never replace you, but she has taken your spot on the couch”

“See. Replaced” he giggled, changing his mood slightly and there was a crash in the background which made him turn his head away from the camera. “Christ, careful Nailler, you almost knocked the whole stage down”

“Sorry” Poppy heard Niall’s muffled irish accent call as Harry’s face turned back towards the camera “You had sex with that” he said sarcastically

“You set it up” Poppy’s cheeks turned bright red just thinking about the last time she’d seen Niall.

“I will not take responsibility” Harry shook his head.

“You should” she put the puppy down on the ground because she started squirming in her arms

“Nope” he shook his head “anyway, where did you get her?”

“The shelter near work keeps bringing in pamphlets and I saw her and she reminded me so much of my old dog Rosie and I just couldn’t help myself”

“And she’s basically got the same name as you” Harry smiled

“So we’re meant to be”

October 15th, 2015 - London Metropolitan University.

 Three years of stress and anxiety over assignments and grades had finally come to an end, but now Poppy’s whole life was up in the air. The lease on her apartment ended in February and if she didn’t find a job in London before then she’d have to pack up her life once again and move it back home, except that sydney didn’t feel like home anymore and going back there was the last thing Poppy wanted to do. Adorned in her gown and cap she sat down in her allocated seat, next to Alison who had been her rock since the day they both set foot on campus and Ali just had to make friends with the ‘exoctic’ Australian girl with the thick accent.

“Can you believe we’re here?” Ali said, pulling Poppy out of her thoughts.

“No” Poppy shook her head in disbelief “and I can’t believe he’s not here” she stood from her chair and looked around the room, not able to spot Harry’s face anywhere. He was all she had, her family wasn’t able to make it over because her younger sister, Adi, was in the middle of her final High School exams and they couldn’t leave. But Harry promised he would be there, to cheer for her and she knew that he was on tour at the moment,  and his life was ten times crazier than her own, but today she needed him.  

“He’ll show” Ali nodded “and if he doesn’t, I’ll thump him”

“Yeah” Poppy laughed nervously “That will go well, I’m sure”

“I have muscles” she huffed

“If he doesn’t get here soon he’ll cause a scene” Poppy sighed, her face turning red just thinking about it.

“He’s Harry Styles honey, he’s going to cause a scene no matter what” Ali glanced over towards the door where people were slowly filing into the room for the ceremony. “Now turn around.”

Poppy did as she was asked and subtly glanced over in the same direction and to her surprise, there was Harry, in a black hoodie and his signature skinny jeans, hair tied up in a bun and next to him was someone who Poppy knew to be Nick Grimshaw. She knew they were friends, and she’d met nick a few times at parties that Harry had dragged her to, but she certainly wasn't expecting him to show up at her graduation, if anything, she thought Harry might have brought Anne or Gemma along with him, but she figured they had their own things going on today. A smile stretched wide across Poppy’s face as she watched them take their seats and all the nerves disappeared.

“Who’s that with him?” Ali said

“Nick grimshaw, they’re friends, have been since before I met him”

Ali nodded “Didn’t see that coming, but cool”

Before Poppy had a chance to say anything else on the matter, orchestral music began to play through the loudspeakers and the room fell into silence. The butterflies in the pit of Poppy’s stomach appeared again as she watched the Vice Chancellor of the University walk across the stage towards the podium to start his address.

“Welcome” he said with a deeper voice than Poppy expected “to our graduation ceremony for the class of 2015, a class that has worked tirelessly for the last three years,and now sits before you, ready to be the force of change in their chosen industry”

Ali tapped Poppy on the shoulder “The only things any of us  idiots are capable of changing is that light globe over there” she pointed towards a light in the corner of the room that was no longer shining.

“Don’t even think I could do that” Poppy giggled

“I don’t want to bore you this early in the ceremony” the chancellor continued “so I leave you with these words from Ms J.K Rowling ‘We do not need magic to transform our world, we carry everything we need inside ourselves already, we have the power to imagine better.’”

The vice Chancellor left the podium and the room erupted in applause as they watched the next speaker take his place. Poppy turned around in her seat and spotted Harry again, who was looking right at her, she offered a small wave which he quickly returned with a dimpled smile and a thumbs up.

Name after name was called and Poppy and Ali watched as their classmates received their diplomas and a round of applause from their guests. There were at least eighty students in front of her and maybe double that behind but before she knew it Poppy was being ushered out of her seat ready for her name to be called.

“Don’t trip Poppy” she said to herself as the dean of her school read out her name.

“Poppy Thomas - Bachelor of Business and Bachelor of Events management- Music and entertainment”

Concentrating on each step she took Poppy made her way across the stage, to shake the Vice chancellors hand and take her degree with her. Harry and Nick had stood up as her name was called and clapped the entire time she was on the stage. It didn’t take long before the room was busy muttering Harry’s name and snapping photos of him but they quickly turned to silence again when Poppy was off stage and Ali’s name was called.

The ceremony dragged on for another hour or so and by the time it ended Poppy felt a great sense of relief to be leaving the hall, not because it was the last time she’d ever be there, but because she’d been there for so long.

“Congratulations Miss Graduate” Harry said to her as she made her way towards him and Nick

“I’m done Harry!” she wrapped her arms around him an buried her head in his chest. “Thanks for coming, I know you’re busy right now”

“I wouldn’t miss it for the world, I’m proud of you” he kissed her on the forehead and drew away from the hug.

“Thanks H”  she smiled “Hey nick”

“Congrats Pop” he said “Bachelor of events management, you could come and work at radio 1, we have events to manage”

“Is that an offer?” she laughed so that he would think she was joking even if she wasn’t “Because I’ll take it”

“I can talk to Big Boss Ben, see what I can do”

Poppy’s jaw dropped in surprise, but before she could say anything, Ali came running up behind her

“The girls and I are going to the pub Pop, you coming?”

“Only if these two do” Poppy looked at Harry and Nick

Harry checked the time on his phone and nodded “I’ll come for an hour or two, but I’ve got a flight to catch at 8”

December 13th, 2015, X-Factor Studios.

 Two more songs. One more time on stage. This was it for One Direction for the next few years at least, and for Harry,  it was the End of the Beginning.

“I like this new look you’ve got going on H” Poppy said walking into his dressing room and seeing him in a new red floral suit

“Good” he smiled, buttoning the top button of his plain black shirt “You’re going to be seeing a lot more of it”

“Can you believe that this is it?”

“No, but this feels like the right place to end it doesn’t it?”

“Yeah” Poppy nodded “I Open at the Close and all that”

“Exactly” Harry said

“This feels weird” she admitted “You’re going to wake up tomorrow morning and not be Harry Styles from Direction”

“And I’m going to stay at yours so I don’t have to wake up alone as well”

“You can stay at mine whenever you like, you know that”

“Well you better get used to that too, because I’ve got nowhere to be until February”

“Good” she smiled “Well I better go find my seat, I’ll see you after”

“Bye Lady Love” he waved as Poppy walked out of the room.

Emotions were high through the whole arena and sitting in the front row, almost adjacent to the judges, Poppy felt herself welling up before they were even onstage. The lights dimmed signalling the end of the ad break on the live broadcast and Olly Murs, who was hosting the show took to the stage, x factor card in one hand and microphone in the other.

“They have toured around the world and we are very proud to have them here tonight” Olly said and the room filled with deafening screams “Please welcome home, One Direction”

A video rolled on the screen above the stage that detailed the last five years of the boys lives and the tears that had been threatening to fall all night did when an image of Harry from only a few days after they met flashed on the screen. The boys appeared from under the stage and Harry locked eyes with Poppy almost immediately but quickly turned away to compose himself before he had to start singing. As the video came to an end the opening notes of ‘Infinity’ echoed through the room and Niall sang the first few lines. As the song made its way to the chorus the boys moved away from their mics and started dancing around stage, Harry and Niall heading straight for where Poppy was standing, causing everyone around her to scream. She smiled at Harry and avoided eye contact with Niall. It wasn’t that she didn’t like him anymore, she actually really enjoyed the casual arrangement that they had now, but tonight wasn’t the night for it.

This was one of Poppy’s favourite sings off the new album so she found herself lost in the lyrics and before she knew it the song was over and Olly Murs was back on stage, talking to the boys and allowing simon to say a few words. Another video filled with messages of love for the boys was played on the screen and Poppy blushed when she remembered that she was a part of it.

“My boys” the version of Poppy projected through the screen said “I’m so very proud of all of you and you certainly deserve a break just don’t stay away too long, my sister might have a breakdown”

Harry turned around and made eye contact with poppy once again, a big smile spread across his face and he blew her a kiss.

“Alright” Olly said as the video came to an end “For the last time, this is one direction, with their latest single, History”

“You gotta help me” Harry sang, looking straight at Poppy “I’m losing my mind”

Poppy sang the lyrics back at him and she lost herself in the moment, forgetting that they were in a room filled with thousands of people and not in her living room with just the two of them. The song ended and the boys pulled each other into a group hug and Simon and Olly said a few more words and just like that, One Direction was on Hiatus. The TV broadcast went to another ad break and Harry ran over to Poppy, offering her a hand and pulling her up on stage.

“You did it Hairy!” she said hugging him tight.

“Couldn’t have without you Poop”

The rest of the boys ran over and wrapped both Poppy and Harry in a group hug that swayed from side to side for a moment and then broke, leaving Harry’s arm around her shoulder.

“Can I take you home now?” Poppy asked

“No, we’re going out now Lady love”

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It’s been a long time - Santiago “Pope” Garcia x Yovanna

Genre: Nostalgic?

Word count: 2078

Writer: Lari

Australia is actually a good place to live. At least that was what Pope was thinking while admiring the view.

The table he was placed at was outside the restaurant, with little spots of light placed strategically and a good view of the Sydney Opera House from across the river, the night sky leaving it much more highlighted.

Pope was just drinking his beer, observing calmly the course of the water when he noticed her entrance. She was the same, but somehow different. She looked at him, that frown always tipical on her face, walking towards him. He observed her green dress, fluttering around her thighs, the high heels making noise until she sat in front of him. Pope just observed her for a little while longer, smiling unconsciously.

"It's been a long time", he said, seeing that she was still not comfortable, like she was doing something that's supposed to be hidden. He was familiar to that behavior of hers.

"Yes, thank God", Yovanna replied, not saying anything else. Pope ordered a glass of champaing for both of them. "Aren't you going to finish your beer?"

"It's already warm". Pope continued to look at her just while the water brought their drink, watching her familiar brown curls - a little shorter than he remembered -, the tanned skin, smooth like a cloud. At least that's how it seemed to be. "How are you, after all?" he asked, drinking from the glass.

"Better than I deserve", she answered, straight, without touching her glass. Pope frowned.

"Why are you so tense? Do you not want to see me?", he wanted to know more about her before asking this kind of question, but she was already giving him a hard time in the first minutes of conversation - which was pretty much how he remembered it was.

Yovanna just staired at him for a while.

"Don't you remember how we said goodbye the last time?", she decided to be straight, not wanting to extend that more than was needed. "The conditions we were told me that I shouldn't expect a visit from you, at least not as a good sign".

Pope looked into her eyes for a while. Then that was it. She was afraid something went wrong for him to call her and set a meeting. He couldn't help himself from smiling.

"You really think I'm here because you are in trouble?", he could see the confusion pass through her face like a ghost "I promised it wouldn't blow back on you, didn't I?"

"You also said we probably wouldn't see each other again". He really didn't remembered that, but wouldn't deny it. He probably have said, considering the conditions they were into.

"Well, I didn't promise that"

"Why are you here, then?", she questioned, and Pope sensed that was what she wanted to ask as soon as she sat on that chair.

Pope lay his back on the chair, looking the Sydney Opera House from the distance, the river below just doing its course calmly.

"Would you believe me if I said it was for you?".

"No.", she said, not even thinking twice. He smiled a little.

"Then I have no answer for this question."

Yovanna couldn't believe in that. She wasn't naive for a long time.

"What happend to you, then?", she turned out the subject, finally drinking her champagne. Pope's smile faded.

"Not really as the expected.", he really didn't want to talk about that. He still felt like it was all his fault, especially what happend to Tom.

"I heard what happend to Tom" she said, as if she was reading his mind. She saw the surprise and confusion pass through his face at the same time.

Pope just nodded, not willing to continue in that course.

"Did you get the money?", Yovanna didn't seem to end the subject just because he was uncomfortable; she was uncomfortable being there in the first place. He smiled, what she really didn't expect, and just blinked to her.

"Yes, you can say we did.", she didn't really understand, but wasn't willing to. Actually, Yovanna was scared that something was really happening and he didn't want to frighten her. Maybe someone could be blackmailing Pope to attract her to some kind of trap, and then get her and her brother.

Yovanna just staired at him silently demanding what he really wanted there. Pope was caught by her big eyes, that always made him tell the truth, even when he couldn't.

"How can I assure you this isn't a trap?", he asked, now showing how he could almost read her mind too.

"Give me your cellphone"

"What?"

"C'mon", she just waited for him to give it in her hands. Pope was confused, but still gave it to her.

"Can I ask what for?"

"My brother is kind of a computer genius now" she said while tapping something on the cellphone. "We got the money and could as well make good use of it. So he went to college and became a real good hacker and that's really useful, especially when it becomes to our safety", she brought the cellphone to her ear and, after a while, started talking to someone in Spanish.

Pope understood everything. Yovanna was just asking her brother to hack his cellphone, his computer, all his massages and files stored in the last two years. That took a while, which ment that Pope could observe her a little more. She was never naive, not even when they met, and now she became more confident on herself, strong as always, but something more. Something that he wasn't really expecting, but that he loved to see.

After almost fifteen minutes, Yovanna hang up the phone, frowning a little when she gave it back to its owner.

"Just ask him not to expose the nudes, please", he said, seeing her confused face for a little bit. "Believe me now? It's really unlikely that I blackmailed your brother, so...". Yovanna finally looked at him, a little less tense.

"Lorea is dead?"

"You heard about Redfly and didn't heard about Lorea? He even died first". Pope didn't get into the details, but he explained to her basically how the man died. That went pretty simple, actually.

"So... Why are you here?", she looked straight into his eyes, feeling what she always feels when she looks at them. Some kind of anguish, a hurry that can't be explained, as if the world was about to end and she were in the middle of it all.

Pope was experiencing all this too, but he also felt some peace looking at her. A gratitude with the world for letting her live the life she deserved, for letting her be the woman she was supposed to. Looking so deeply into her brown eyes, he could just be there for as long as it took, not carrying about anything else.

"I don't know", he said, and for his own surprise, he was being completely honest. "I don't know, Yovanna. I've been thinking about you frequently these past two years, but I just didn't have the guts to come, or the reason, or the excuse. I was just living something strange I call life, with Benny being a pain in my ass everyday", he finished his glass of champagne. "Actually, I just thought about getting a short vacation, something temporary, just to breath and think. Somehow I ended up searching for your number and coming here."

Yovanna was just trying to assimilate what he was saying. No. It was too good to be possible. Life was already good enough with her, letting her live a good life with her brother. It couldn't be possible that someone she was certain that just needed her as an informant and that she always have hidden feelings from was in front of her actually saying those things.

"If you want me to live, I won't bother you anymore.", he continued, staring her for every second. "But you'll have to say it."

Yovanna was feeling her heart beating faster every second he stayed looking into her eyes. She was feeling the heat that was having his attention over her. She hated feeling that way, like a teenager, and as vulnerable as one. And so she looked into his eyes, firmly, taking a deep breathe and a lot of courage.

"I want you to go, then"

***

Pope ran to catch up with her. Yovanna didn't say anything else, she just left the table and the restaurant very fast for someone who was on high heels.

"Yovanna!", he said, putting his hands over her shoulder, trying to make her stop. He didn't pull her, just touched her, and thanked God it was enough for her to stop.

"You heard me", she wasn't looking him in the eyes, in fact, she wanted to leave as soon as possible.

"Just tell me why", he asked, in front of her in the middle of the sidewalk.

"There's no need"

"Of course there is"

"You can't just come here and demand anything from me, ok?", she was altered, speaking loud. "I don't have this kind of obligation anymore."

"Yovanna, what are you talking about?", Pope was seeing her reactions and still wasn't getting it. Until he did. Until he noticed her nervous eyes not looking at him, her instincts wanting to protect her from any disappointment or any pain she might feel again.

Actually, he asked himself why he didn't notice that before.

"Yovanna, look at me", he asked after a pause, a lint of voice, just for her to hear. She did it, reluctantly, trying not to shake with the nervousness. He saw all the fear and the strength in her right there. Pope smiled, almost kissing her, like he wanted, just for her to know and to feel that the last thing he wanted was to hurt her.

"You don't have to do this. You don't have to act as if I wanted something from you, I'm not demanding anything. Not at all. You have your life and the last thing I want is to screw with it. You're not my informant anymore, Yovanna. You're not even my friend, and that's sad because I really want to know you better", he touched her face gently, feeling her smooth skin, just like he thought it would be. "I don't wanna hurt you, darling. I just... I just want to be with you, for now. Let's just get to know each other. Go for some drinks, talk about things we never had the chance to. Just for now, that's all I ask. If you still want me to go then, I will. I promise."

Yovanna didn't understand how he did that. With just one of his looks, she feels like her legs are going to fall apart - but then when he touched her, softly and intimate like that, it was like everything was in its place. All that stubborn feelings just calmed itself down, kneeling to his touch.

The truth is that she was scared of those feelings - she wanted to have control over everything around her, always be safe and protect her brother, never letting anything or anyone get into their lives.

She was scared as hell. She had all the reasons not to let him get any close to her, giving that he just appeared out of nowhere with no reason. But she knew she had already lost all those principles when he touched her.

And so she didn't say anything. She just kept looking into his eyes, observing the sparky beard on his face, and waited.

Pope knew what to do. He knew she was a skeptical woman and he would have to go slowly with things, paciantly. He actually liked the idea of knowing every facet of that incredable woman. As he got closer and held her face, he didn't believe the luck he had on being let in. When he felt her lips - soft and welcoming,  not like her stubborn expressions -, he knew she was already his, because that lips received him like that was what they waited for a long time.

Surprisingly, that's what he waited for too, and Pope - even though he didn't knew at the time how much he was gonna be happy with her - thanked himself for hearing that strange voice in his head who told him to go find his way home.

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New Years - Frederik Andersen (SMUT)

A/N: Hey guys! So I didn’t really do much last night and I’ve been having major Freddie Andersen feels lately so I decided to write a one-shot. This is my fist time posting like “descriptive/graphic” smut, so I hope you enjoy it! I tried my best and hopefully it makes sense / sounds good! Let me know if you think I should write like this more!

Requested: Yes/No

Characters: Frederik Andersen

Words: 3,145

Warnings: Language, Mention of Alcohol, Sexual Content

Flicking off the television, you sighed in slight aggravation, your disappointment swirling within you.

“Ah well, they tried,”

Flicking your eyes towards Sydney, you grimaced inwardly when the sounds of agreement echoed from the other Leafs girlfriends littered around the room. Rather than agree, you just shifted in your seat and crossed your arms.

“Cold Y/N?” Alannah, Zach’s girlfriend, asked you from her spot next to you.

You shook your head, but sighed, “Freddie’s going to be so upset,”

“He played well though, most of those goals weren’t even his fault,” Alannah tried, but you brushed her off.

Frederik Andersen was never happy. Well, with his play at least. He always had something to critique about his game, regardless of the outcome. You knew after tonight’s game he’d be livid. You’d tried to be supportive towards your boyfriend countless times, but he’d always just brush your sentiments away, often saying you were biased in your opinion. Those comments would hurt sometimes, but you knew it was best just to leave Freddie alone, especially after loses like this one. His teammates were also slowly learning to follow your lead and needless to say, it was going be a long, silent plane ride home for the Leafs.

Staring out the large bay window, small white snowflakes began to make their way down from the dark, cloud covered sky. You could see the New Years festivities the city of Toronto was putting on due to the loud crowds in the streets below. It made your heart whimper slightly, as you had hoped to one day be able to participate in those activities with Freddie as well. It was weird not being able to ring in the New Year with him.

You were pulled from your thoughts once you began to hear the girls all around you chatting happily to one another. But rather than join in, you couldn’t shake your feelings of concern for your boyfriend. You knew Freddie took losses like this very seriously, and you couldn’t help but think he’d been beyond angry.

The blonde sat next to you however, knew exactly what you were thinking. Alannah had been one of the few Lady Leafs you’d learned to confide in. You both often vented your grievances about being in a relationship with a professional athlete to one another, and had become quite close over the last year.

“Maybe text him Y/N?”

Pursing your lips, you then nodded, realizing you’d feel better if you at least tried to communicate with your boyfriend. Pulling out your phone, you sent Freddie a simple text, one that he’d hopefully see before they boarded.

Stay positive Freddie, I love you.

Your phone quickly buzzed afterwards, as Freddie was obviously looking through his phone.

I love you too, see you soon princess.

Your lips curved upwards slightly from his message. Alannah sent you a knowing look before she elbowed you playfully.

“Well, who wants some champagne?!"’

Looking up, you and Alannah both laughed once Sydney enthusiastically popped open the first of many champagne bottles for the night, causing everyone in the room to cheer.

A few hours later, and after you’d watched the ball drop in New York and had celebrated the beginning of the New Year, you made sure to say your goodbyes to everyone before you made your way back to Freddie’s apartment, as you’d both previously agreed you’d be staying the night to spend New Year’s Day together.

Making sure to leave the front foyer’s lights on for Freddie’s incoming arrival once you walked in, you took your boots off and hung your coat before you padded your way down to his bedroom.

Pulling out a nightie you’d kept stashed away in Freddie’s dresser’s top drawer, you quickly got changed before heading into his large bathroom. Washing off the nights makeup and making sure to brush your teeth for twice as long as normal, you finally tied your long hair back up into a messy bun before you headed back into the large master bedroom

.Slipping underneath the warm duvet, you snuggled into the large king size mattress. You turned on Freddie’s mounted flat screen television that faced you from across the room and turned it to the local twenty-four hour news channel. After turning the volume down to its lowest possible setting before it was muted, you kept your eye on the constantly moving clock in the top right corner of the screen before you slowly began to fall asleep.

In what felt like your dream, you swore to yourself that you could hear Freddie walking around the apartment. The sound of the front door slamming shut, the noise of him padding down the hardwood floor, and you even thought you felt him enter the bedroom, with the feeling of his lips leaving a lasting sensation on your forehead.

The sound of the shower suddenly running from the next room over then finally snapped your eyes open. Looking up, you realized it was now quarter past three. Since the guys had left Vegas close to nine, it made sense that Freddie would be home now.

Noticing Freddie’s duffle bag now on his dresser, and his suit jacket hanging off the far chair, your vision followed the strewn away clothing of his white dress shirt and dark dress pants on the hardwood floor leading towards the closed bathroom door.

Pursing your lips in thought, the idea of joining the Danish goaltender suddenly popped into your head. You honestly felt like you needed a quick rinse, as you could smell the lingering scent of alcohol on you, and you felt that the warm spray could heat up your cold bones. You also figured joining Freddie would lighten his spirit. After all, it had been over a week since you last saw one another.

Deciding to go through with your quickly hatched plan, you stumbled out of bed and made you way towards the steamy bathroom. Quietly opening the door, you immediately spotted your broad boyfriend, his back turned to you while the water sprayed his nude form. His pale skin contrasted brightly from the dark charcoal marble that decorated the elaborate glass-enclosed shower.

Closing the door silently, you leaned up against the wooden door while you watched Freddie scrub his hair, his back muscles contorting with every move. The steam had enveloped the room, leaving a misty haze and a warm presence. Biting your lip, your body suddenly ached with need. You had missed Freddie, in more ways than one, and you couldn’t wait to get your hands on him.

While keeping a close eye on your boyfriend, you carefully made your way towards the shower, while allowing your thin nightie to slip away from your figure. Taking a quick breath, you slowly opened the glass door, the heat hitting you immediately. Hearing the door open, Freddie turned slightly, his eyebrow raised, until his lips curved upwards upon seeing you.

"Hi,” you mumbled, as you wrapped your arms around his middle, and you pressed your body up against your boyfriends back.

Freddie immediately melted into you, as he turned around fully to engulf you in his arms. You smiled as you felt him press his lips against the top of your head.

“Did I wake you?” He then asked, a hint of concern evident in his voice.

You shook your head, “I just missed you,”

He hummed in response. Looking up into his brown eyes, you quickly popped up onto your tippy toes before you latched your lips onto his.

Pulling away gently, Freddie moved a side to let you enjoy some of the warm spray, effectively wetting your hair and warming your body up

.“Wash me?” You then suddenly asked, as you held up the bottle of your shampoo. Freddie smiled lazily, before he took the bottle from you and coaxed you into turning around for him.

He’d never fully admit it, but your boyfriend truly enjoyed washing your hair and cleaning you up. He enjoyed the feeling of taking care of you and also would never complain about having you naked and getting to scrub you down with his own hands.

Feeling Freddie begin to gently massage your scalp put you at ease. You knew he was probably still sour from his recent loss, but you hoped this was at least soothing him. Turning around and staring at Freddie while the shower spray washed away the remnants of your shampoo, you decided to ask him about his flight.

“How was the plane ride home?”

He shrugged before reaching out to help scrub out the fizzy bubbles from your damp hair. “Most of the guys just slept or kept to themselves,”

“Did you?” You then asked. Freddie nodded, “just listened to music, couldn’t sleep,”

Turning you back around, Freddie then applied your conditioner, and took his time while he combed his fingers through your hair, making sure not to leave any knots behind. You jumped slightly when Freddie peppered a few kisses onto your shoulder blade, causing your much taller boyfriend to smirk to himself.

"I just kept thinking about coming home to you,”

Feeling your cheeks heat up slightly, you bit your lip while Freddie continued to knead through your hair. Finally happy with his work, the Dane then spun you back around, staring deep into your eyes while the water rinsed you off.

“Happy New Year Freddie,” you then said, mentioning the fact that it was now technically 2018.

He smirked, before leaning down towards you, “Happy New Year Y/N,”

Hopping up, you pressed your lips against his and Freddie immediately circled your wet, naked frame into his arms. Kissing him slowly at first, you took your time as your hands began to wander the Dane’s toned body. You could feel how tense Freddie was, his muscles no doubt still tight from his game. Freddie’s hands then gripped your hips tight, as he tried to intensify the kiss, but you refused, trying to tease your boyfriend. Smirking as you felt him get frustrated with your antics, you giggled when he pulled away slightly.

Giving you a look, Freddie then growled low before you heard him mutter, “okay, enough of this,”

You were then caught off guard when Freddie suddenly bit your bottom lip and pushed you up against the cold marble wall. As you gasped, he took the opportunity to deepen your kiss, his hot tongue meeting yours. Quickly responding, you did your best to follow his pace, and you smirked inwardly once you felt something hard press against your lower stomach.

“Y/N,” Freddie moaned as he pulled away, his eyes staring into yours when you suddenly gripped his hard length.

Pumping your hand slowly, you could feel Freddie’s body begin to convulse in pleasure. Using your thumb, you stroked the top of his shaft, easily wiping away the pre-cum that had already formed, and using your other hand to begin massaging his balls. Hearing him grunt and moan out of pure ecstasy was turning you on beyond belief, and you quickly tightened your thighs up against one another to try and soothe your aching core. Taking a quick peak back upwards, you noticed Freddie had closed his eyes and was biting his lip.

Taking this as the perfect opportunity, you fell to your knees and took him into your mouth. Bobbing your head, Freddie groaned out once again as you continuously pumped up and down his shaft with your hands, and you sucked on his swelling tip. Freddie’s hands then found your damp hair, and he tightened his grip, trying to lead you and urge you on. Placing your one hand back down to his balls, you began to once again play with his most sensitive area, and then used your tongue to swirl around Freddie’s length, making sure to lick the juices clean from his tip.

“Fuck,” he groaned out, his brown eyes looking skyward, while you continued to pleasure him.

Moaning out as your boyfriend began to thrust upwards, you placed both your hands down onto Freddie’s large thighs, and opened your mouth as wide as you could while he began to shove himself as deep into your mouth as possible. Freddie loved to face fuck you, and you’d become accustomed to his long, thick cock. Trying your best not to gag, Freddie quickly began to thrust in and out of your mouth, with his hands tightening more and more within your hair. You hoped this would alleviate some of his lingering stress and pent up anger from his game. Sounds of pleasure and explicit words fell from Freddie’s lips as your hot mouth continued to edge him on.

“Baby I’m close,” he rasped out, letting you know his end was near. Hearing this, you purposely placed your tongue upwards, so that Freddie would feel it’s pressure each time he’d thrust back into your mouth. Feeling this, Freddie groaned out again, and quickened his pace one last time. Making sure to look up at him, your Y/E/C coloured eyes met his and helped to finally send him over the edge.

As Freddie moaned out, your mouth was suddenly filled with a sticky, salt-tasting substance. Waiting until he was finished, you continuously licked up and down his cock, making sure to get every last drop of your boyfriends cum.

Hearing Freddie breathing in and out raggedly, you pulled away from his length before standing back up. You were caught off guard once again when Freddie pinned you up against the black-marbled wall and pressed his lips up against you hard. You gasped in surprise when you felt two of Freddie’s fingers swiftly enter you. Looking up at him in shock, Freddie just smirked, “oh we’re far from finished princess, you know I was always take care of my girl,”

Taking a deep breath, you shuddered as your boyfriend trailed his fingers up and down your slick slit, before once again entering your core with his two fingers. “You’re soaked for me baby,” he proudly stated, as he began to pump in and out of you, causing you to mew out.

“What do you want princess? Do you want me to take you right here, or do I take you back to fuck you on my bed?” He asked, while not only pleasuring you, but using his other hand to begin pumping his cock again, getting ready for you.

You opened your mouth to answer, put the feeling of Freddie’s skilled fingers pleasuring you caused you to cry out instead, as his ministrations quickened within you. “Freddie,” you moaned out.

“You have to tell me what you want baby girl,” Freddie replied, his cock quickly hardening from the sight and sounds coming from you.

“Fuck me Freddie, please,” you were then finally able to get out, as your body shook with pleasure from getting fingered.

“That’s my girl,” he then uttered before he bent down to kiss you deeply, his tongue swiftly entering your mouth.Rather than turn you around and bend you over like normal, you were surprised when Freddie pulled his hand away from you and instead gripped your hips tightly, effectively lifting you up.

 Kicking the shower door open, Freddie took you to the large bathroom vanity and placed you down onto the counter. Pressing his lips against yours once more, Freddie lifted your left leg into the air and placed your calf down onto his broad shoulder. Using his finger to slide down your slit, Freddie then guided his hard cock into your entrance, causing the both of you to moan out in sync.

As he began thrusting, Freddie placed his skilled fingers down onto your clit, causing you to cry out. Your breathing became heavy as Freddie fucked you hard, his thrusts becoming sloppy as his body enveloped yours. Leaning down, Freddie encircled your right nipple with his lips, sucking hard and nibbling gently onto your sensitive bud while he continued to thrust into you.

“Fuck Freddie, fuck,” you cried out, as you body once again began to shake in pleasure. God you’d missed him.

He groaned out himself as you placed your hands into his red-coloured hair and tugged and pulled, urging him on. You knew he wouldn’t last as long as normal, but that didn’t matter. Freddie would have you undone in moments.

“Oh my god,” you cried out, your hands trailing down to scratch your boyfriends shoulder blades as he continued to thrust into you, fucking you as hard as he could. You could feel the bubble within you growing, knowing how close you were.

“Baby I’m gonna cum,” you whined out, causing Freddie to pull away from your breast and instead lean up to press his lips against yours. Kissing you passionately as he administered his final thrusts, you pulled away to cry out as you finally came, the waves of pleasure hitting your body as you felt Freddie twitch within you, with his warm, thick cum filling you.

Taking a deep breath, you lulled your head back, while Freddie’s forehead landed on your shoulder, the both of you now exhausted. Letting your leg fall, Freddie then reached over to grab a face cloth that had been sitting on the bathroom counter and kindly cleaned you up. After wiping himself down as well, Freddie kissed you gently before lifting you back up and walking you out and towards his bedroom.

Taking you to the far side of the bed, Freddie placed you down onto the plush mattress delicately, and reached across to pull his sheets and duvet up and over your tired body. Leaning back down to kiss your forehead, Freddie then made his way around to his side of the mattress, before following suit.

Pulling you tightly into him, Freddie held you close and placed his chin down onto the top of your head while he soothingly stroked your back. You curled into your boyfriend’s embrace and snuggled yourself into his hard chest, feeling the warmth from his body surround you. You were finally content. You had your boyfriend laying next to you, and you knew he was okay. You’d also been able to have some extra fun, which was always a bonus, and you felt as close to Freddie as ever. It was the perfect way to start the new year off right.

But as you laid in bed with Freddie, his warmth and your previous activity was finally starting to catch up to you. Your eyes began to flutter as your exhaustion was finally settling in. Sensing this, Freddie pulled you in closer, wanting nothing more than to spend the rest of this day in bed beside the woman he loved.

“I love you Y/N,” Freddie whispered to you, as he kissed the top of your head once more. “Happy New Year,”

“Happy New Year Freddie,” you mumbled out as sleep finally overtook you.

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Beauty beat: There's such a thing as a workout for your teeth

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Fenty Beauty by Rihanna Bronzer in Sun Stalkr, $48.Credit:Jennifer Soo La Prairie Supreme Balm Cleanser ($210, davidjones.com) is an indulgent nightly cleansing ritual that gets rid of make-up and the build-up of daily grime. When massaged into the skin, it morphs into an oil, and then into an emulsion when water is added. Rinse it off using a muslin cloth for perfectly cleaned skin. Ask stephanie Should your lip liner shade match your lipstick? Definitely. Match your lip pencil shade to your lipstick, and colour in the entire lip area: this makes lips look fuller and helps the colour last.

La Prairie Supreme Balm Cleanser.Credit:Jennifer Soo Try the universally flattering M.A.C Lip Pencil in Strip Down ($30) teamed with M.A.C Matte Lipstick in Honey Love ($36); maccosmetics.com.au. Follow Stephanie Darling on Instagram @mrssdarling. Send questions to stephanie@darlingbeauty.com.au. This article appears in Sunday Life magazine within the Sun-Herald and the Sunday Age on sale May 26. Beauty director, Daily Life Most Viewed in Lifestyle Loading https://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/beauty-beat-there-s-such-a-thing-as-a-workout-for-your-teeth-20190523-p51qdm.html?ref=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_source=rss_lifestyle

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As you might have already known, there are numerous types of massage therapy From the gentle Swedish massage to the a lot more extreme deep cells massage therapy, you have a wide variety of choices to alleviate muscular tissue pain, tension, and also even chronic discomfort. Nonetheless, have you read about the best cracker massage Sydney males enjoy to obtain?

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Unlike other sorts of massage, this type of service not just provides you physical benefits; it supplies intimate fulfillment also, depending upon where you normally desire it.

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As a person, you would certainly love to experience enjoyment-- everybody does! While a traditional massage can be the ultimate stress and anxiety reducer, an erotic cracker massage therapy will take your leisure to an entire new degree.

This type of massage has the exact same objective with typical massage therapy, which is to minimize any type of muscle mass pain as well as discomfort or sensations of anxiety. And, as the name suggests, it can include cracking of the joints to induce the feeling of satisfaction and relaxation to the one getting it.

What makes it much better is that the masseuse gives it to you in an intimate way.

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A cracker massage is a wonderful method to loosen up and also explore pleasure through affection. Right here are simply a few of the benefits it brings to you:

On the physical side:

It assists deal with certain physical conditions.

The joint fracturing associated with this massage therapy can help soothe pain in your neck or back. It also aids in remedying the positioning of the spinal column, which suggests that it is good if you have scoliosis.

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It improves your overall well-being.

Obviously, a sensuous massage therapy can provide you the exact same wellness benefits as standard massage. Its pressure on your body will certainly aid you kick back. It likewise enhances flow.

Nevertheless, cracker massage is way more fun!

On the sensuous side:

It assists you conquer your inhibitions.

Not everybody fit being nude in front of an additional individual, particularly if you are not confident in your body. If you are among these people, a biscuit massage will certainly instruct you to conquer such fear.

You will discover exactly how satisfying as well as pleasurable it is to be spoiled by an attractive woman while nude.

It awakens your senses.

Being intimate with somebody is more than simply a roll in the sack-- it is a chance to activate all your senses and obtain the most out of the experience. A look of the sexy biscuit masseuse's skin will trigger your senses. Her touches will feel great on your body. If she lets you taste some parts of her body while you go to it, better!

All this satisfying experience will make you really feel excellent in the long run, promoting far better health.

It enables you to enjoy a massage therapy in much more creative and enjoyable methods.

Several points in this type of massage therapy, you will certainly not experience in a standard massage therapy.

Commonly, the masseuse would certainly utilize her breasts and various other sensitive parts of her body for excitement as well as enjoyment. Are there dreams that you wish to fulfil? If the masseuse depends on it, she can even use some devices to make the experience a lot more pleasurable for you!

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